Show A FINN SERVANT How She Was Discharged Many Times and Never Understood Young Mrs McBride had had so much trouble with impudent servants that she was on the verge of nervous prostratiuu and she would certainly have gone over the verse had the McBride Income been largo enough She finally became due perate says Harpers Bazar John the said one day I have hired a ness servant She Isnt particularly competent but of one thing I am certain cer-tain < hi will not be impudent She wont1 cried her astonished husband hus-band How do you know she wont I am sure she wont replied Mrs Mo Bride and even if she is I shall at know it Shes a Finn just over i j she doesnt speak but four words of Eng lishAll All the next day Mrs McBride strug sled with the Finn She talked herself hoarse She would fairly shout her ul rectlontf but shouts and whispers were alike to the Finn She simply could not understand When Mr McBride came home at night his wife was again on the verge vergeWhy do you shout so when you taUt to her he asked laughing heartily Why VA hy I simply cant make her hear cried his wife I am so hoarse 1 can hardly speak aloud and I am cni pletely worn out What shall I do dear Let me discharge her of course Discharge her echoed his wiLe Thats just about as sensible as the average mans suggestion Discharge her Discharge that Finn who knows four words of English she sobbed What good would that do Why John I have discharged her seventeen times already and she thinks Ive been telling her to get dinner |