Show A Heavy Load Uncle Sam Is carrying almost a mountain of silver bullion The vast proportions of this load may be better appreciated by looking at the follow ing facts touching it presented by the Washington Star te Uncle Sam is carrying a heavy load of silver just now Being dead weight the stock of the metal now on his hands would burden 300000 ablebodied men Sustaining 100 pounds each and marching six feet apart they would stretch In a single file 350 miles or as far a from Baltimore t Boston Stacking Stack-ing their freight in a single heap they would find that its total bulk was 125 000 cubic feet Transported by rail i would require thirty trains of twenty five CJTS each each car taking twenty tons Nashville American SnaIl Shots I takes a giddy woman to disturb the equanimity of ma No girl ever learns much at school after she begins to press in her books the flowers the boys give her The scolding wife whose husband is a chemist wants to look out for his retorts Some people take advice all well enough but they never use any of i One of the safest and best clubs a man can belong to is his family The fool thinks he must get mad because somebody insults him Kind nature warns man of the approach ap-proach of fate When a man has no rights left then he begins t assert his wrongs Lovers fancy that the universe is merely a candy factory Tears are supposed to be idle when they fail to work I is impossible for even the most Indolent or ignorant mortal to make his life meaningless All that a romantic young man wants are his sweetheart and an island Young man what are you looking I for Is it something for nothing that you are so eager to find What Is more pitiful than a man ma whose learning is too much for him Large ears prove one to be of generous gener-ous nature I ones ears are large enough he will give himself away on all occasions I |