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Show II IIEIIW HI !JBM - Ji-'ulln A 0ood Spellblmler's Story lWM C Tie n 1 tlir foutlictn n n. 1-1 who wffilft l3 ln ,hl,,,to haR "r'rr"'1 'hr 5 Mm nomlnvtion for Al Icrmnti from 11 lt Pit lK JPX'H "' contortion In a Tl.publlinn IHilM irJ t ntl ,h 1 i.l Presidential cam- bbbbH I IKlUn I ' "Mr Head had Hlwa)B "BllJ"l'd i 1 .aim u' 1PM however he made bjbh i ijii'l'i " " ' . h t , behalf of the B Sl lP i mr'" ticket When hi bill "f Lbbbbbb, t, ' m ' -went to Mr Hanna the chalr- H f ,' t ,, n i, ti.ed that Mr Heads cxiwnses (H ' m n i .r were much linger than at B I" .i th i plan M Hnnna called Mr bbbbbbb. 5 attention to thb, I io.Kon as H i, mull Mr II art replied hut eld you H v .V ov ! rliN pok.i In that pesky town ' H , II H nna mi.le no ai swer hut put an H 1 ,1 i n th" account -l.elli a - n ' M . Xho Qinntl Old Man of Mexico. H 1 ul I rsldni Hla l oxer jn yeart H ' old I run hirdlv b expected In th H i n lu. 1 oirt. i f things to lemalti at 1 J , ti , im of Sine much longer rh LbbbbH I .'i- w ti ii In who In ntted to lake hi H jjlifi'l pi. and how long HI M"',n J.?" (H I ti in o le happy and riospermm vvlth- H ! ' 1 tut him' A sttong and happy contrast H t 11 bit ween Ihe twenl) live ynrs In m it whl I, nim m ruled Mexico and Ihe H sin I Hod Mfore I,, .nn.e to power l I 1 i i It wan ar turmoil and ml ry H n U ill the time since II has been H v l! r rdcr plusp. lit) ...it happiness il ' ' ) w , a pinmln.nl figure In Mcxlui M ' J. j. inihed.rk inlt...ul.leddii ll'h" H ' l V known hl cnunttv as nn cmplio us i BBBBBBB. r.U')" republl. nml a del ntlsm lln h wen laH ' I- j ' gov riiments wi.rk. I ruleta murdered !t I armli i mutim piiillaniinlBrovc.lt II ,i,i has lien the enemy and the defend. i T f of Hi constitution Twite throw u Into ,. l prl n he l,a twl.e ".aped nd ',o 1 , IW cime irnill 111" 1 1-", H t 4,( . nui;mrnilng li mieimth raising lKei B I Jul Si and flnnllj hrlnKlnit iiliout the mon- H ' I'l Mm lion of the lepiihll. H I ,1 Bill II h not el pea.e for Dial H . , '.' IteMilullonnn.il liiiid inmuals In Old H L 1' I Mexlio and no rei.lutlou In Ihe nd B '.lJi !, da win tnmplele Mllhoiil Ihla atnnls H W35lJj flBht r Iponeof thelimlof themh' win H a?tll'liP at nn hor off the ninnt when thlnkliiK H 1 fttWil hi" pr epce hid he. n .llcner.l he H il'ilBrjr threw lilmwlf Into th- "en In wlm H v tUNl, nshore if una pi. Ked up hower. t . .! t.W and hl wifely then dipended on hla Hl I !f! IWSt dl irulalmr himself aa uwlheuei n t S' i,t Once free he una cimI heaver no H . . y? Rl longer hut iiininiiindei of nn iirmj H Sj U'li'B slih h cW.nled the i.n. rnnient mil H Mtl'rUft oerurlcd the raplml He haa aettled H 3 S Pa.B down to quieter tlmei. since the 1 " i!rP troubled sixth a and wM-ntles when H i I'linj for a. brief while Mexl. oh id four I'M l- H , (IiIkP dehlantonie Ill leople h ie ieim- B 5 r.!!"l nil d llw stnlism in h. mnlh the ien f fSlU ! lutlnnlnt and hnc sent him Hie llmca H v''.i I to power ns Ihe head of the Hllltc- iffj M hii h"n" u"k- BVJ ft'i'r! The Morning Summons. H ! Ul! hen the mlt Is on the rlcr, and the IH 1 !K.4lii hnze Is nn lh. bills ,, , H 7 1.3.11 And the promise of sprlnRllmo nil the H ll? 'W ample hnien lllls H ' ul II Vh'ii the sh thloKS lu Ihe wool h units IIH o. J'll'f and the lmr,l on the pliJns, IIHI r a l f S . , J , Catih up heart mid del a teunlnK life H j ilf throiush whiter sluBBlfh rln IIB I fllrf ll Then the summons of Ihe mornlnir like a llll I lt',1 hllele moies the hlno,t IIHI 1 fc ftl r Then iie soul or mm Rrous I irkrr like Ami a llonei mm Hi. 1. 1 I IIHI faiil't ''or t1"" b"l'c 'f hlBh IJnd'noi la n cor- I ' dill hiilt illMlle ssH 111 And the Ivuin.r ri nf Onward i ills the HHH I c lacKurds Into Urn HHH i, r There Is xllinoirr of the moonlight when H t, t' th. slurs ruin 1'iue h.lnw H it' I TUit 111, sllr nnd smell or mornhiK ! a 1 'f better thhlK to Iiiioh H M k 1hlle ihi nlHht Is hushed ind hidden and H it trinflplereed in drenm) sons H t ki. 10, the dawu brings dew und fire an 1 ssH llvJfi" h railill. of lh, sllnna iflPj I'ji'lt Itlihanl lliinnn In the M,i Ml mile H llltN ""K.'l ui inc wi'iiiiuiT iliUK HHb I ' Tl,c wed llnir iIuk is the suhjcrl of I. quaint hlsioihul tints und endliss t f llperstlllotiH It was piolinhl) llluscil HHH nn the sjmlwl of mnirlnpe mine for HHH ' rnn nlrme than nuMhlns; else It In HH jf j, rupios d to t ii HMiihul or iinhrokiii l.lrt ! loie nnd of powfl and to nirij SK-. lill HHB lltiV curillie lrlues will II riu old Komi HHH It I'f ' ,l,ck Sl,)nl-' about It Is ' b oui wed- HHH )L J dlliK rliiK wnils otir iniea will went HHMI !ll 1'',' nwnj 'Ihi lllli lents l'lhlj lllliniiK HHH ', l it the t t hell.ed that u il.ltiiile nine II Li! tan dlii.lh rrniii tin rlne IIiikci In 1 1 fijit the heirl nnd that the iImk plmed on Fi Mnf ""it linger wni erj closel lounerleil ssssssH ''Kffc """ "", ll,,,"t '" ,nl1'' I'brlslliin HHH il , HE'B marrh ;rK III' Inl lri.10,1111 pul Ihe rluic HHB I'ijj'" fir t on the brides thumb then oil Hip HHB 1st tint llncer then on the aecnnd and HHH ,' last of all on the third win Ins ns he HHB jot. did lu the niiti of the l'nlhei nnd HHB IVH of the rinn and of the I lol) Ohnsl HHH , 1 ' ffi The thumb und Ihst two flnk-era npie VK i K tn$& rented the 'Irlultv the next linnet linn fl I l':',tVl3ffi "" "'"' ",0 IIIR n"K 'eft "h '' shon HHB J 1 W3 that, next In God n uouiins ,lul was HI .Ittif ,n bcr husband May l.idles' Home Hb I J' 1 ' 1 1 Journ il. hH I'lJiP I ''f tiff' T1" Bnr'e of Clcntillness !i' 1 , A ifceut meeting of the New ork II j Soclct to' the Htiiilj of I.lfe wu en- ) livened h the rem irks of a Kpeakr HHH , 1, who declared tint the uufoiiunate HH .,'1 I, children of the ihh aie dlsrti utubli Uf T I clean lie added that the me little HHB ! Ilfi: tatteina of nnemh primness, and he H I 'ifsi artnied fiom this stnuhid and stlifened HHB I ' 1 condition that Huy huked tho, nn HHB Jl 1 ' . dltlons of fieedoni that art- so ne.es HHB I n mi- ln the tnjojni. nt of the onllnii) Hfli ' ,' ' child Their home. wheie 'the vei HHJ 4 pi 1 11 re 1 on the wills are piinttux fur HI 1 spare ale nnl ihe homes for Unlit HH I hearted nimbi. Ilmhed rhildhnod The HHJ ' , '!- little prlsoneis h. hind the ulldid bars HHl ill na It wrie tiro painful evaini les of a HI "' luck of iindeistnudliiK of the child na HHl it Hire The hue to, imuh th.se HHJ l Pumperel helis of nn eiiHlinhiK weullh HHJ il I 1 The) liiue too in.uij a. i nits, ton mail) HHJ I 1 tutois too ninn) lns for Hhi nun) HHJ I -(j J tutors nml scnantN deslio) the itallt) HHJ I 1.1 nnd th nelf lellame of the child wliil HHJ Ii I,1' too man) ton ioh him of Imiglnatlun HI j - Pittsburg I)liatrl H Jllimture Holland. H )' The stMkinK tiilllK thout llollnml Is HHJ! 1 that eeriilUK ex in the old palish HHJj ' churches the town hulls the dikes und HHJj ' the tiets is lu mlnliituie ihe illles HHJj ' 1 nre not wide and on. .an po lioni the HHJj ' I ' 'JL most northern point In Ihi inuiitr) In HHJj 'Kfiiil the 'i10"! south-rn 01 from the extieme HB NJit "est ,0 ""' 'Xti'ine i-.int In a hiiikIi H ') ilTda) and If it he a Hummer ila) In da) HHJj '(' llKlit while from the top of the tower HHJj I 'i ot tne latlierinil at I trerlit one can HHJ! . 1 . look ii er a loie pun of the , ounli.v HHH I I Tho HuRUe tin! UutfeiUaiu me onl) HJB ('I elxt'on mll-'s npmt anl The IliiKUe HHB 1 end Vmsteidain onl) fcrt miles Arn HHJJ 1' hem and The Mamie aie the two most HHJI 1 it cosmopolitan cities In the klnirlom and HHH j In 1 ! one meets In the stieets all sons and HHM 1 1 s I conditions of N'eth. rlundeis -Uoslon j I If1! Transcript Hl ' i . The rnrrot. 1' i ' Thrc seems no limit to Ihe rnpaclly f ilfi for nrqulrlntr the human language pas-(, pas-(, . "essed by the Intelligent bird It or- psj) Im ;i ten picks up not nnl) wonts, hut long Vfl ilHjil f'ntenriH, whleh have Ueu pin. HHH I Si" j, nounced In Its presomn on 11 single KVJi ti 1 ' J ccaslnn onl) While as for il mastic HHl ' "II1 f pounds of nil kinds fiom the whimiier- Hfl 1 ..V , iue of an Infant to the croulug of the HHl I S 'cocks, and .-ten tin snug 01 11 eaiui) HJH If 1 i bird, all these am tendil) acipiiieil HH j 1 il a)R tho London hperliitnr 'Ihe male BH "iii ''1 '" liocvei, given to urifiimhn; whtn J 'if l angi) or disltat, ,1, It aouHtiims usso HHJ 1' Mi1 1, ' 1 elates words with things One owned B ft ! by Ml (Ireene would jell ' Potato If HHJ j ,jl Jt saw luncheon laid so louiilv tint It HHl j I , . could neici bo admitted to that meal. I HHl I 1 fl H - ' r 1 11 iilwu)s dr-rel the potato and h il. I f. r m.ir Iheie Iv nn Idea tl it I milium loioied pariois do not talk I here Is to leBMiu why they should not nnd mnny isw.ss the 1ml tatlielnstlmt om or th, mostrlinly mloieri f all Is th. pui ple-e ipped lory from lh Mnhloms Its whole bod) hj irimson and lose its wings gieen n(i its rrest purple It Is a Ihi. k set bird like a hlf hulinnrh and lan be highly idueated It Is tani. and gentle an excellent 'linguist und mlmli never shrieks and Is v r) amiable It Is also a ventriloquist It Is wotth noting not-ing that some of the lorlei whhh are verv fund nf flowers have been poisoned pois-oned bv being given laburnum bios som There is a belief that parrots should not he allowed water to drink b it only sopped food v'e bellexe that this Is a mistake which causei them great miser) The) are not great water orlnketM, and some p clei .an go with out It for a considerable time ftiit In Iheli native ftnte most of those which hnii been ohsirved come tegu-larly tegu-larly to the walci holi 1 to drink Ho Wni In Need of Flty, A pious lady of Portsmouth had a. husband who was r seamsn He waa about to Blurt on a protracted vo)nge and as his wife wan auxtoua as 10 h 1 husbands welfare she sent the following notice to the village preachei 'Mr Hlnnk w'ho Is going to sea hla wife ileum a the pia)ir of the longie-gatlon longie-gatlon ' As the old lady waa quite Illiterate, the minister read Ihe folMwing to the congregation from the slip handed to him Mr Plank who Is going to see hla wire deslies tin prn).is of the congregation congre-gation -U.n.lon lit Hits People Microbes ricfor. The mi.iolie Is committing su h rnv-nges rnv-nges ni present In the way of smallpox Inlluenrn vvclnatlou mid so forth that hla little ways me .111 inter estillg study The Indui nxa mil robe Muds ptentei attinrthins In nditlls than In ehll Iren He minis pattliulHrly fond or poll-ll.liiis poll-ll.liiis in.c,iill) 1 ahlnet Ministers N'M to these he loves the city rletk and lh. merchant He does riot think miiih or the wnrkliigman though he s. is 11 high value on Ihe worklngman'h wire Hut he teall) turns up his nose at liohod) vvlintevei The ute isles uiliii.be Is very particular particu-lar He will hue ihlldien nnd solll-is or nothing er) rivv ihlldrcn 1 si ape him Hut ver) rarely does he attack nil adult male or ft male In la) attlu Hon a mllltnr) unlfoini howevet mil )ou me pill) sun In have an carl) visit some eirs ngo when Paingua) fouitht in mil uhnul one tilth of Its fni.es weie illsput.htd h) this Hill. WRriloi One of his most Inixpllcahle lecullHiitles Is Hint he prefers the base, tin nt of a house lu the upper stories On tin Kiimn 1 Moor he ilus one and 11 hair tlnira mb ninth exirlltlnn as up-stubs up-stubs Tins Is tint 11 uuistlon ot hygienic hy-gienic iimdltlons, tor the siarlitlna mlciohe kills n per cent more people lit stalls limn on the giound lloor Tho measles mhinhe likes poor people lust On Ihe other haul the scarlatina ml-cr.iW ml-cr.iW pi. rim to k 1 lu for the rh h If he h.-iK the opiortuiiliv He dies not llki tnlmed pinple 111 nil rime his 111 vet h.en nn ei IdeinU nf rearl illn 1 111 Asia ni Ullru The diphtheria mlciohe lUes his vle-tlm vle-tlm )ung nine )ears to u is the age h prefers but Mimetlmes his tnslo runs up 10 in iiu.l o or more )enrs He pnfeiH girls to b..)s ml poor ihlldien In ihh lie docs not siem In possess .111) inlor finse r,,r he tnuis nil over the wni 1 1 and n hlnese or lapaneae 11 Persian n Mil in a Turk or 11 Poulli .Urban Is us wel.-nme to him as an l.iiglislun in or a Kienchnnn The iiniauinptlnn mlciohe his ver) wl le tnst. s 1 hen. are onl) n fi 11 pur-llons pur-llons nf Ihe earth which he avoids siuh as heland tliclland the Hebrides and Ihe 1'nru. Islands Itut he likes some p. ip- hittei than others llt- Coffce AilultcintitB U all the suhstnnies tint pass thiriin.li the ,ir,, gilndlmt mi. hlna .lining lh. )eai should be written In alihnheilnil m.lei would begin the IIhi with morns and W would end It with wnimniml spinuis of whlih me win. limes used to give III. dehasiil inir.e t hllahl momiitl. hum taste A.lulii latlou ncciiis liigil) In the cof fee Unit Is sold In the mount form Vavs the Honolulu tiar Seviral cof-ree cof-ree heir) fiutiiiles have hern discovered discov-ered In I 111 ope which are doing 11 laigi mid 1 rntltable huslneis by mold lug a mlxtuie or tan bark, stove MIM ill! Miwilllkl hit knl) Kiltie sedlnunl mid 10IT11 meal Into 11 neat leu) b) the uld of sum agglutlninl and these beriles vine to well mule tint the ih.ei tinii was not discovered for a long time This pindtntlon Iih.I n Hrge sal. imong the lower classes of liussln and Pul mil and mixed with Ihe genuln. ioP.ee ),. rr) its sale was quite In el) In othei puts of Ihirope llnroasted coffee berries ate orten nude from oat nnd r)e Hour nnd corn meal The nntmal aroma or these giHlns Is destroeil h) some pini.ss and nfter the proper amount or coffee atxmia is ndded the buries me formed mid mused to maintain their shape h) some adhesive substance The test iisuill) euiplO)ed to dliioier this de-leptlon de-leptlon Is to phi. e the bean In a re. lepiailv LOiitalniiiK warm water this will dissolve tin in In 1 leu hours. JclTcifcon ns nn Inventor, Not mum people kiiniv tint I horn is Jirl.imin was 1 gnat Inientoi Illn Invi ntinns weie ull of articles of rver) da) use He devised a tluee legged folding .amp stool that Is Ihe basis of all .amp stools .,r that kind todn) The bv hint mil . line into genernl use He was his onMam companion on oeca slons or nuilngs Ihe levolvlng rhnli was his Invention He designed a light wagon convlng press was devised h) him mid inline Into geniae use He ulso Invented 1111 Instrument ror mens-llllng mens-llllng the distance he wnlkld plow aid a hemp cultivator hoi"d tint hla houal ts wire on 11 ou nti li-iilnn 11 iiutlus Ills plow iecelve.1 a (.old imdal In 1'iunce In 1"I0 Jeflerson never benetlted tlmmilall) li his uitlo s tut believed the) should ).. for the use of evu) one without cost m Louis l'ost-Dlsputcli The PiiBslnr; of the Old Free Weat Ihe average boulhnistemer la acute 1 sensitive on one acme und that Is his t.puutlnn for public deiorum He desires it to be Ihoioughl) under-stool under-stool Hint the Niuthwest Is not wild that what, ur ma) have been the fume nf th 1 attic ind mining countr) of the P -it the modem r-oiithvvost is the pink of pi piiity As u insult of the detei-11 detei-11 nun 111 pinmpted b this aensillve-ne-,8 the ymithweatsrn town despite Its diver-, nnd often rough elements of population, deports Its. If full) as well as mn town of thn Middle West A 1 eh hi nlng lovvbo) 01 miner Home-times Home-times hit iks loose and shoots 01 a Mexii in iims hl knife, hut without the old xplilt of the game Killing has gmw 11 liMlmtl) iiupcipiilai Aa 101 piorciti ilithu except 1 ri talves and hoiBes th v were alwa)s safe even to da) ' ml of ihe legion have Its tloms feiirifesl) iiiilorkid I was forclhl) Ini-1 Ini-1 icssitl with the passing or the old free West b) th. night of u had nun named rted .lake win was undergoing punishment punish-ment lr a little mountain mining lown He lid in lulxed In the (11 fashioned eporv of bhoollne up a saloon, r t 1 on high V honirrl lie 111 n rr mptlv ovrpowrrcd nnd I 11.1 n im I mind 11 befor n hlti 1 ficnMw Justice of the J'ence of I, in in le-icrnt harlier as xveil an lii'lg This eminently nuitterwif fact anl irder loving nmtlal dealt In no h"ioi s made no show of six-shooters II. sci Hid Jnk' to digging a tough mrMiult stump from the stteet la ftont ..r the otlhlsl barbershop and hr kept hi 111 at it I hue In public v Ii w tit III the vuk was llnlsh-d li vvns lenll) nn-liiiinsilng nn-liiiinsilng to the expet tnnt Ha iterner to find thin old hern nnd friend nt the wild Wemcrn story In such sorry ills-gnue ills-gnue and that with the evident approval ap-proval of the entire commiinit) Hi) Htannnrd Maker in May Century, Tho Blossoming Bough. A Hnssomlng hough against the sk), nd all mv blooti Is alesn with life, As thoimh alail vlollivi went ly ln wild delicious strife And the Sulmin Hills ngaln are green' And I am a bo) In the ran)ons deep Where Ihe gra) sycimoret nicker nnd lean And waters plunge nnd sleep A light, quick wind .blows Into mv heart, Faint with the I reath of apple trees And my lrlr bark Is buck Willi a start-Anil start-Anil orchard like whlt sas' Udwln .Marl.ham. Modern Orecce. flreece redlvlvus' 'fhete begins nn-other nn-other cvcl Within the list tm veins the Hellenists hive iltlviin the Honmns rilnllRns) neatlv nut or the push cert buslneaa nnd iapturc.1 thelt loiner fruit stands Now the ' Guineas ore facing im ther dangei -the Athenian peril entering n palntlal boot black-ng black-ng pn lor I cheerfull) saluied ltomu-his ltomu-his lu Hall in but In' It vhh not llom-ulus llom-ulus at all hut a (.net. Aene-is who had supplanted him Me no Inl, me (Sreeie- he. rrl ilmed ll then ex plained that the ilirfeiuic. betvien Inl Inn nnd Oieek bootblacks Is thut the fiirmtrhndonl) woo leu 1 hairs outsldi while tin litter hive lealliet upholstered uphol-stered sofas on mm hie pedestals Inside Ills own outfit had cost lllfto He had been lu America three years ln which p. rlo.1 he h id saved IIOOO from peddling I -inula mil lnnams New Yotlt Pi ess What lie Came Tor. 8 D I'mtt of ("lev eland while on n visit to this ell) 11 few da)s ngo In company with 11 Phllidelphlin decided to go to Atlantic ( Ity Ilefore bu)lng the tickets Ihe rtillidelphbin pinrceded In shun his MieFt the Inuuovunents nlong Iielavvare vuiiic Sitting on Hie rdge or the whnif was n typical stret urab llshing Just no the) were about to leive the) were staitleil by n splnsh mil discovered that the I o) hud tumbled overboard After some trouble he vvns drawn nut How dll )ou i.imo to fnll In' In-qlllied In-qlllied rnusl All Rim ' sahl the hov "t dldn t come to fan in I mmo to fish " Phll-adelphli Phll-adelphli Tltnes On Getting "the Blues." Piohabli In two cams out of three (he hluis me cmtM.I b) ones ph)slcnl stale If a man his ov.rvvoike.1 or has been under 11113 unuiiial stialn or i xi item, nt 01 has vvoirlul a great deil or his been foi 11 while In a Hate of Joy and tlitlon-iill of which tequlie an expuidltiite of ineig) he Is ver) llkel) to have the blues and to be In lo v splllts b) wil) of leirllnn Ihe body Is a in 11 hint- whlih 1111 do n cei-taln cei-taln mnount of work and no mote If It does a gieat dial today It must do less toniortow mid thenb) make uti for tnihi) a extra mik ime lr a man takes one gl ibh or v hlsky the slight stimulus lint he fu Is will be follow ed, us night rnllnwa da) b) an exntl) equivalent sinking of the spirits lr he h is been thiiiiiiighl) and gi)ly drunk his recover) recov-er) will he nttended by n correspond Ing nn bun holla ind mber) When 1 mini h is the bluea he ought to innslder that he Is mi rely an exi onenl of one nf nntun h liws ami tint he has no right to lea rase others with uitiii lalnls home men are not pie ised unless the) commitni. nt. their unpleasant moods to ill nhout th. Ill The) heeome sulky ami ci nss with their wives mid ihildren and thev throw a glo nil over thelt household Such conduct is ver) sel fish A mnn in the blues ought to take soi le pills and 1 gomi long walk all alone or with some lompanlon of steid fast cheerfulness l.uikv it Is for him If ne has n wire who will not be down tnst und who tan lestoie him to cheet fulness without spoiling him Sin . I'iuiiiImo nullum "Wild Animals Still Plentiful. Mint ho)B Invi Ihe hl.i that wild animals me vei) raienovv or th it Jim must go Into the fir West to Und them Whlla Ibis Is true of sune of the laige kinds. II la ct safe to si) lint any one In the Hiihlcrn St tes cm within five miles nnd usually much less pi t lulu a legion wheie lie nn) discover sum.! will dentures He nil) vvnlk through 11 place ngiln nml ngiln with out seeing nil) thing alive ext ept a fi w bllds hilt he nil) be sure there were mini) tiile.ht c)es mid kien eats and 110s. h that weie nbseiviug him nnd fill I) taking in the fut tint Ih.lr deadly 111. tm whs 1 iisnlng ncin l'speclall) nt ulhht or lite In the evrnbig Is this the case foi wild rourfoois hive leirnrd 10 tome out onl) nt night when mm t innot see them I'rnest Thompson Betou ill the Mi) laille Home Journal Quantitative Alhc. who was K years old was often asked to tun t rrnnds for her mother he went vei) wllllngl) If she enul 1 ptonounie the mine of the artlile w ited hut she diei.led the laughter which gieeted her attempts to pro nounce teitnlli wolds Vlnegm ' was one of the haidest foi her She never would go ror it ir she could help It hut on mooting her inothu found It uhso. lutel) nei essar) to send het On enteilng the store slit handed the Jug to the clerk nnd said Miiell the Jug and give me a quail " Little Chronicle A Good Word for Friday. ' Hon t )0u teall) think I ilda) Is nn unluck) da) ' No, Indeed hv it vvns on Prldi) that in) husband tried to board a atteet cm and fell nnd biuke nil leg "Wh). that was unlink) wasnt If M'nluck)1 I guess 11 t He hid nil Ilia lortors hills pill 1 the rrnternlt) he telongs to mid he got J.'i a week fiom nn Occident instil nice tompan) nnd the stieet ear people me i,nlng to pi) him 100a to ionipiomie the mat trr I'lilu.kv' Well 1 vvleh thiieviere a lot moii orsiidi I'rlhos -1 levelinl 1'luln Dealer Girls' Chnncea on tho Stage The nieuaie to m meiluin actress s future Is often her li-iate to achieve dis tlnctlon 011 cannot roue the giowth of gteat talent 011 ma) aid It encourage en-courage II nourish It if .von will but )ou cannot suceeksfull) forte It If foi ceil It will lose Its soundness nnd sweetness, Just is doei, hothouse fruit 1 icieut Ihe giowth of art is slow and It is still It Is not temaikahle howevei that un Ame lion woman biought up In a world nf hnste wheie events from those of the household to those of the nitlnnal cnpllal anl of the meat trade lenteiB. move with Inuedlhle swiftness swift-ness applies the methods of her own ti lining to her speil il ait 1 Im mil) dlscovei 111 a.tiess as It mn , wn 11 king hut It 1 in make nelthei The actiess must make het-scir het-scir h) long thoroiign ami piithnt wink lild upon 11 fi undntlnn of stiong iintuihl abllil) It is well to lived 1 phitltudtB In advising a Sonne woman who hoiea to 1 nniniei on Ihe Hage When she is told to woik she usuill) feels (hit the 0111 ndviKlng fulls to understand her kiclnl rue and how rrall) wonderful Is h r gift Neither man nor woman Jives by 1 latitudes alone, but t nm nf opinion thit both could live hettcr if thev tlBtenrd nnd h dtd nftener that plitltudlnous word work How often one has heard nil these 'Patience tnlhuslasm .apaclty for Infinite In-finite detail, unceasing application, courage, the power to put to ones Individual In-dividual use nil adverse iilllrlm'-ever) iilllrlm'-ever) woman who Is nut in tho world, engaged In honest work haa heaid them many times I had almost sail until Mie Is wear), hut that Is Just tho point Sho irtust not li vvnr) of thinking to herself ever) dl) of thm cardinal words nnd biases for they mirk tho confine of her kingdom Against all these the American spltll of hasto militates Lllen Tetr), In Cuc-cess. Cuc-cess. Will Sea Fish Become Extlnctf In his article on Mirlno Ush De-stroma De-stroma in Harriet's for Max, Dr Me-Intosh Me-Intosh of the Oatty Marine Laboratory Labora-tory says that game lawa protecting sea. ush are utterly unnetewsar) and states thnt no food fish of the pea has become extinct ln modern times "The sum total nf nil the- losses to fish life by the living whales not to nllude to the hordes of predacous sharks und dog flshs In ever) ocean nor to th- vast drsti action of food-llshe's food-llshe's by each olhet must far exceed the ifforls of man If to this Is added th constant drain caused by tho Innumerable In-numerable wils Ilshlng-blrds and sea-otters sea-otters the grand tolal must. Indeed, exceed belief. It Is not long since a Dundee whaler could rnll for slxt) miles past lee-floes covered with young seals ln countless numbers )et were the sea fishes not serlousl) nfc ted ' Seeing that statistic at present nre eithei unreliable or udveise, and that the food llshes gain no real protection, It may be asked whit need has man to muke laws nnd pass b) laws, close gteat atcaa nnd shut rtaln fishermen out of the sea within the three-mile llmlf Nature aa revenled In her llfe-hlstorles llfe-hlstorles of the fishes pa)s scant respect re-spect to such regulations The onl) apparent ap-parent Jesuit that can follow is the protection pro-tection afforded to lines and nets fiom the powerful ai pnrattiH use I In other methods of tlshlng Tho extinction of no species of food-llsh naa taken plice In modern sas ' The American Soldier. The Atncticmi soldiei la beginning to tome. In foi some of the apptttlitlon which Is his due It haa been the misfortune mis-fortune or this Indivldinl that he has hod a vast mnount of haul work to do of lite )enrs In a quiet unobtrusive sort of way that, without ntttocting much public ultentlon has, nevertheless neverthe-less been most effective The sailor has had tho advantage over the soldier sol-dier thit wheievei he his been assigned as-signed to duty ho has In en accompanied accompa-nied b) n cruiser, nr a bittleshlp. in somn othei kind ot iraft that has 11-llecled 11-llecled dlgnlt) und 11 certain amount of glory upon hlinmlf. On tho olh. r hand tho soldier has hid nothing or this sort to bolster up his prld or to alleviate the hardships of his lot. and, with the ndvance of the ) ns, he has lost much of the gaud iund pomp of iqulpmcnt which In di) Bone h) made him n personage of diidlnctlnn The merlcan soldiei pirtliiiluly his been shotn of the pinnply of war The ted coat and gold braid the shining hel tnet, and all the othei splendors of mllltmy llfu hive, ln this utilitarian age and commiinit) guie the way of nil othr glorlourlv lueeless things Khikl has superseded tjie resplendent trappings of the sol Her of other da)B ind of other climes, and In this present pres-ent generation the oil) telle of tho b)gone da)s of pagenntr) is the drum major, and even he. In ihe presence nf the grim nnd dusty lima of hrnvvii) men with slotith hntr nnd jellnw uniform, uni-form, suggests more of the rlrcus than ho ever did hcfoie It Is an Interesting development, nnd If as time pisses, we find that men are willing to enlist for the stead) work nnd the stead) piy of a guardsman's life rather Iban the allurements of person which In olden tills beenme thlr privilege we ven-tuie ven-tuie to think our amies will be belter bel-ter nnd the stronger for It Hurpei's Weekl). The Last Equality. The rich mm 1 realties the atmosphere the same as vou or I, He cannot sen a deeper blue than wo do In the sk) He hears the piping nf the birds a music swe, t and elear Itut ma) lie mone) clinking dulls the musk mu-sk In his uir. And )et he has Mm pleasures that pos. sess a tempting guise Hut he tan t die an) deader than tho poor man dies. The ri.li man cannot eit more thin one meal lit a time Nor more thim his ten pennies will exceed ex-ceed the poor nuns dime One suit or il.lhes Is all thit may lit once his foi in iidorn And he s Just as homel) ns the poor man when he s born His truth is Just ns honest, and his false, hoods are it ihi lies And lie cant di an) deiier thin the poor m 111 tile s There m i) he some phllnsoph) In lifting up a mom Decline the rich man rldeB tho while the poor man walks alone, Hfciuse the rich man has his gold to buy his goodlv cheer And vet there II eome a time when he will have to leave it her. Old Heaths a nihil level that will brook no coiiipromis. And no on. dies 111) deader thin the -W. D. fvcshli lu Halihnore Amrrluin Tea ind Antidote. Cen rtooth head of the Salvatloa Ami) sa)s theie nre fooooi persona In llieit Britain who gel drunk every da) and 1 c pnposes to cure them or drunkenness by intliulng them lo diink tei Consequent!) the members of the f-il vatlon Anny havt been Instrucled to obtain fiom polh men the netnes nnd addresses of ill the inebriates after which they nt to visit them it their homes nnd present ihem with a icr tain kind of tee whlih Is warrante.i lo produce In a short (lino 1 distaste for all Intnxli nlng llquois Dettolt Tree i'tess Poor Business Men. Kx-ProBldeni Cl-velind and Joe Jef ferson, on one f their llshing nips unions Ihe Maine lakes, tniplo)etl n boitman who was ignoinnt of the Iden-tlt) Iden-tlt) nf his piss, ngers On returning from the Hist dnv s fruitless cunipilgn Mr Cleveland addressed the boitmin How milch do we owe )oll- The question seemed to embarrass the backvvoodsmin What did )ou ketch' ho hesim I It was Mr ( level md s turn to be embarrassed em-barrassed We rauMil a pickerel he said stlffl) What has that got to do with It' The boitman fluehed ' t-o long as )oitte so pelt In letoited. 'the hlie for this boat Is , We will take the boat again tomor row If II 1 not engaged ' said Mr Cleveland The man gased at nlm blankly Wh) ' he gasped for IS ou kin git moie pickerel thin you kin ketch with them hooks In 1 month1 ' 'What has ihit got tn do with It" demanded Ml Cleveland usnln The pujzled muntenince of the bo if. man l,vlaed Into 11 grin ' I c 11 ess vou won I list long In the fish business, ' he gild New 01 k 1 Imes Whit Credit Is Based On. Miny )Oiing m. n beginning n husl-neSH husl-neSH lar er for themselves in ike the mistake of supposing that financial cridlt is bised wholl) upon prop, it) 01 lapltul They do not understand thut rhaiacter and iillibllll) combined with aplltuda foi ont s liuslncsa und a disposition tn wmk haul mn f,u moie Important units 10 have than millions of dollars The )oung felloev who begins be-gins by uvecplng out tho store, nnd who flnilly b ome a clerk, manager, or superintendent bv his energy and le-liability le-liability of character, doca not usually find It dlftlrult to secure credit to start in bu-dnc s for himself On the o her hand Jobbing houses are not In itnea to ndvan.e credit to the mnn wn though he may have Inherited la for tune, has shown no ciparlt) for misi ness and Is of doubtful character The )oung men who start for themselves them-selves on a small scale are. more ener getl. work hi'der ire mono alert are quicker to appreciate the chances ot the mirket and are more pollt'" willing than those with large cnpltai The ri edit men in Jobbing houses are ver) quick aB a rule to see the sue cess-nualltles In prospective bi vers. nnJ seldom make a mistake ln their estimate es-timate of what credit It Is pafe lo extend ex-tend O S Mnrden in May Success. The Human Body and Electricity. The bnl) resembles nothing; so mtirh. as a machine for generating electrloit) Occasional!) 11 gets out of u pair an.i consequently falls to prc.luce the amount of power needful t) keep us alive and It Is uron this subject that Prof DOdlardl has much of Interest Pointing out the various ulntlc machines ma-chines and queer Instruments vvhlcn adorn hla hospital he explalnfpl 'It mav nt once be Bald tint while there is hardl) an) result tint cannot he obtained b) meins of electricity and the phvshal forces sultabl) nimlnls-teied nimlnls-teied )et this eleittlclt) must be con vejed In doses as accuratel) measured as to time quantlt) and Intensity ns the most powerful drug Its eft'ectB also var) In the most icmarkable manner according to the strength, quantlt), and quillty nf the cunent It Is possible by Its means to Increase li) one fourth the quantltv of ox)gen In the bloo I, to Inctease or diminish the supily of blood to any part ot the 01-Kinlsm 01-Kinlsm however deepl) seated, to raise or lower the temperature tn Inert ase or diminish the Irequenc) and quallt) or the pulse und r-splratlon, to stimulate stimu-late or slacken the function of an) or-gin, or-gin, to rcchaige exhausted organ.c cells nnd to make Hum piollfcrnte new cells of a suieilor Dpe to eause a liundred nnd one other things which flft) )cms ngo would hive lieen looked upon as mlrirles and last but not leant b) its Uff It Is possible to sustain the ilrctila Hon of the blood nnd the respiration In cases where without such help, sjncoie or asph)xla would supetvene Accord Ing to this Inst method I have kept pa-tlents pa-tlents alive for da)s until at length the new suppl) of electricity has told upon the svstem and snatched them from deaths door ' reitsons Magazine for Milch A Lawyer's Spring; Toem. Whereas on certain boughs and spn) Now divers birds are heard to sing, ntl sundrv Mowers their heads upraise, Hall to the coming nn of spring' The songs of those slid birds arousn Ihe memory of our )outhrul hours, As green as those said spri)s and hoii.hs As fresh and sweet as those said flowers The birds iforsald happy pairs! Love mid the aforesaid houghs In-shrines In-shrines In freehnll nests, themselves, their heirs Administrators nnd assigns O busiest term of Cupid s court, Wheie tender pliiutlfts actions bring, Seison of rrollc ana of sport Hall as aforesaid, coming spring' -II 11 llrownell Possibilities, Still, for the Inventor. In the utilization of waste products in making chesp substitutes for expensive ex-pensive niatetlnls, there Is an attractive field for the Inventor. Rubber, for ex-nmple, ex-nmple, la growing dearer every ear. borne suicess hm lately been made In in iking a ritbher-llko article from other plants, but a fortune Is waiting foi the nnn who will bring forwnrd a.reil substitute. Paper Is cheap." )ou may hear u newspsper editor siy to the )oung repottets who ciowd too man) llneB on a pige, but the owner of the public itlun does not think so when he haa lo spend a million dollirs or mote In a )ear for white paper. Wood-pulp paper Is glowing more expensive, the nun who makes paper nut of some other fiber at less cost will not need tn worr) nhout his financial futuie A lompin) Is being formed to make piper pi-per fiom the waste hulls of Ihe cottor seed nearl) every other patt of the plant Is now utilized Paving materl nls am fur from perfect Asphalt Is very erpenslvc and thero nre many oh Jectlons to It What Is wanted Is a miterlal that will have all the permii nenc) of a hilt, all the silence of the wood pavements of I.nndon nnd ill the holding qu illlles of tho country ma. adamized mad a pavement that will he firm hut soft that will be smooth but not slipper) tint will last, nnd yet enn be eusll) removed, and that nhove nil else will be clean Tomikencheip piveniuii It ought lo be made from ome wnslo miterlal A fireproof substitute sub-stitute for wood nude rrom wnUe mi-leml mi-leml will pa) Its Inventor well Mnnu-faitureis Mnnu-faitureis aie all soliciting toi new 1111 terlala and foi new Hn.l cheaper pro 1 esies of metal working llelu.e h) a dollar a ton the cost of nuking steel nnd )ou nn add enormously to the net earnings of the I'nlted States rleel 101 pniutlon which has funds lead) to re wild tho siitcessfiil Inventor flexible glass Is not iposslbIe Think whit it would hi woiih to (he Hides' Mine-owners Mine-owners often leave neglected great mountains of metil bee 1 use the) can not extri. t the ore profit inly -I rank-lln rank-lln J l'orhes ln April hucress. The President's Intensity. President Roosevelt appears to be glowing laiger mil stronger every day ln the White House Ills posltlvtness-slnrere posltlvtness-slnrere and earnest Is reflected In th) loses which he assumes while talking over uiattem with visitors In the big loom fiom 10 n m to noon Now h, sits sideways In hl3 1 hair Later he diaws up three chairs nnd places one Bqinrely In fmnt of two gentlemen t, go at the beet sugar proposition n open litter In his hind Is folded and riumpled he listens as Intensel) ns he sptaks He mn) he sitting icrosH one font tapping the floor with lh" other In peifctt martial ih)thm 10 the tune or v Hot -lime In the Old lown To-night To-night He slops and dlelncs a note-vvilifn note-vvilifn on a pad b) n si. nogripher The slip or shorthand notes Is ,11b-ranhed ,11b-ranhed ncioss the 100m and soon ionics back to Mr Cnrtelvoii with a red t ig on It That means Immedl ate ami thit word loses none of Its meaning lu th servlci of Piesldent Roosevelt Th pertect s)stem Willi which Mr Cortel)ou h indies the cone, tponden.e Is a marvel Iheie Is no Inltnilng rllik of Dpewrlteis In the room mil I eoult not help observing what i breathless sllenre rime over the room full ef people vvhn the Piesldent dictated 1 letter on th fly His whole procedure Is distinctively Amerirsn and businesslike nnd 1 think If the President had a business motto to hang about the White House 11 v ould he Do It niw -Joe Mitchell Chappie In the April Nitlonal The American Lady's Retort. riopos of Prlnco Heiuy breakfast Ing with Mrs Opden Mills It wa told it a club the other d ly that it an Hug llsh dinner whtro Americans have so often been bintered until they relume 1 1 tilling shot Mis Mills s twin slsti r was slightly innoyed by a ta.tless wo nnn who undertook to banter her, and I I ike 11 for grinted that )ou have nn 1 1 its of arms In your new emin tD" '" or i nurse nn Ameilean r unity toufd hau ope unless It w is bonowed lion, I ngllsh unceslt). replied the foim.r American Poi liHlanic. has )nur fimllv any espitiul eaui.e foi 1 ride mci ,,, f grandfather?' 1 erslMed this t trtu 1, larl) tictlcss female . ud Then Mis Cavendl.h llentl nek opened up and 11 piled oalmlv iib 1 ,.i hie under the circumstances T much pei haps onfv that irv tt .,, father on my mothers side re eivVj Iturvrovnes sword when he surrendered Jt P-f. "toga? and m) grandfather on mv father a side re clved the, sword of tmornw!alMs at Yorktovvn -New York Timer. Saved Ills Life by Repartee. A PontUo roofer saved his life re-renlly re-renlly by his aptness nt repartee He was out on the roof of the insane asv lum it Ponllar miking some repairs within a foot of the eaves Suddenly the noise of his hammer was inteirupt-ed inteirupt-ed by ,a voire behind him, calmly Bay '"Veil como onl Let's Jump down The loofer turned nnd saw a minlac standing behind him The glitter of th madman s eyes made the fewcr look with a feeling of dread at the giound below, realizing that theie was Th roofer concealed his fright a moment mo-ment He even smiled contemptuously as he looked Into the maniac's face Huh' he remarked, any blamed fool could Jump down Hut lets go down and try to Jump up Ra) that an Idea' exclaimed the, Insane mm. 't'om'tn Let s go dovyn and ID If ' And he led the va) to the trap-door In the roof -Detroit Journal A Light Heart Under Failure, A light heirt nndr f.illur Is nnolh er condition cf sucirss which miy oe written down ob an epsentlil No oin should neJ to be visrned agilnst the deleterious effects of the blues Nothing Noth-ing deadens the heart of enterprise, or unstilngs the nerves of action llko a fit of the blues In one of those beautiful beau-tiful praets which Robert Louis Me-veisoii Me-veisoii wrote for us, lu his Simoin household, he pri)cd for crurago and l,i)et) and .1 quiet mind" man who In.ks up his hnlns with these three (.ills haa nil the odds In hla favor fa-vor It is next to Impossible tint he should fall In whit he undertakes to accomplish Oavetv Is the essence of power What Is trrro In a fulluie or two to cry about or In a dozen falhues when )ou know )ou nre bound tn i,et there? Success Is not 11 n external Iroph) not something some-thing vou have to hunt ni ensnare, like a bird rurcess Inheres In oneself one-self or 111 every true piece of work one does Not the most powerful oppo-sltlon oppo-sltlon not the bltlern.it or meanest undeiestlimtlnn. mn do more thin delay de-lay an) success we leally deserve Ul-tlmitelv Ul-tlmitelv we Hnd our work must he assessed nt Ita proper Milne, nnd though we ma) be denl when the time comes, we shall have succeeded none the less Hvnry da) we henr of men succeeding In lhli giaves But that onl) menus that the world wis slow to see tint the) hid succeeded )enra ago, while they were living mil working mn) be sure, though robbed nf tem-lorary tem-lorary rewaids Knew, deep In their hearts, that they hid succeeded und conlldcnH) left their work behind to report them and their cause nrlght" when tin- tlmo should come for Ita xalue to he understoo 1 To b misunderstood mis-understood to be v llllfled Hi he laughed nt, to die poor nnd uniegnided Is not tn fall So long ns )ou know without n shadow of doubt, that )our work Is leil anl thit the ver) unlveiso Is committed to take lare of It and compel com-pel Its lecosnlatlon ou can afford to die with a smile on )our lips, or the sunshine nf suicess filling )otir heart Richard Lc O illlenne, ill M irch success. |