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Show 6E The Salt Labe Tribune, Sunday, July 19, 1979 Earl Wilson's On the Light Side Columnists Best Laughs Are Over Sex, Irrepressible Spiro NEW - YORK The best laughs of the first half of 1970 concerned business conditions, sex, strikes and the irrepressible Spiro Agnew (after hed hit a golfing partner and a tennis partner, some Democrat quiMaybe he ought to show Dick Nixon how to pped promise cot to look at my face, she said. He promised. There was a postal strike and the line was; But how couid they tell?" . . . Bob Hope cant be here tonight, hes entertaining the troops at . . . The the pest office Mafia was in the news constantly. Some of the graduates were going back to their old Alma Mafia. , ShutTIe board Mr. Wilson throw the javelin). There were comparatively few jokes about Pres. Nixon, who too serious a subject. Bob Hope said, I made a killug I shot in the market today my broker. Any girl with a steady job L can get a husband nowadays. was a sad line which Ron Stevenson, left, Is the Kid, Net-de- n Ruth Ann Nielsen as Etta Place when reflected the unemployment. Maxfield is Batch Cassidy with Butch and the Kid opens at Sundance. Remember when the air was clean and sex was asked Marty Allen, dirty? w'hile Joey Adams said, Girls now do onstage what they used to do offstage to get on stage. Gem Miller, a The Sundance Theatre in Nelden Maxfield portrays is by James Prigmore, who girl who went nude in severai Provo Canyon will premiere Butch, and Ron Stevenson also did the work for Petti-coa- ts films, had some new nude Buddy Youngreens original and Pettifoggers. photos made but didnt want the sharpshooting Kid, musical comedy, Butch and plays Butch and the Kid will alher boyfriend to see them as the Kid, Tuesday at 8 p.m. Ruth Ann Nielsen, Miss ternate nightly with Pettishe didnt like her hair-dThe story differs from the Orem, is cast as Etta Place. coats at the outdoor theater. You can look at them if you movie script, which featured Other cast members are PatPaul Newman and Eobert rick Matevia, Walt Price, Redford as the outlaws Diana Lynne Harris, Dennis KI1AK i Horman, Lynne Youngreen, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, but still depicts Winkie Horman .and Luise . Van Keuren, the pair as easyThe original musical score Thurs., Aug. 13-8- :30 going characters. p.m, $4.50 $5.50 $3.50 Wsfesw mv m nit it lit mnuct. tm ust s There was a big bank robbery m Connecticut. Mickey Freeman said the loot was two toasters and an electric blanket . . . The reason the new jumbo jets dont land in Cuba is theyre bigger than Cuba . . . the Caliiorma divorce laws were easier. Jack Carter said, My vife Paula got the swimming pool and the car and I got the diving board and the driveway. I can use the diving board anytime I want to as long as I dont use the pool. Zsa Zsa Gabor played the International Hotel in Las Vegas and claimed that when she divorced Conrad Hilcon, he gave her a settlement of You 1,350,000 Gideon Bibles. Injury Comedian Herb Shriner (who was to die Li an autc accident shortly thereafter) ap- peared at Jackie 54th birthday Gleasons party near Fort Lauderdale and said, M grandfather couldnt be here hes laid up. He got hit by a shuffleboard puck. hae read should Presents - Cameras to Catch Crime Drama acThe Grissom Gang, n tion drama in Color of 1931 Midwest kidnap- J Ing and murders, goes before the cameras Monday at Aid- ) rich Studios In Hollywood , after two weeks of rehearsal Kim Darby as the heiress, Scott Wilson as the killer -Tony Musante, psychopath, Robert Lansing, Irene Dailey and Connie Stevens star. Aldrich will film exteriors In northern California in August and in Los Angeles Coun-wide-scree- , A Vibrantly Bint AnlLifilikiEyifBfi; Clinic, MYlotan... Wldt Splendid Performances! A "A UvRfy Bit Rf - Frr. y. post irumi (nos run. MMimiTrimMtMsiliTiHENRY MIILERI Ne Om Undr 19 Aimltttd w WlMW uri (SIMM au $ i t L i Forrest Bract Cabot luck, leu bhnwA st 6.25,7 Dour M. 2714761 1 00, 3 15 LAST 3 DAYS PIUS Bit aw, BEAU rlHt LKGRANT BRIDGES ePaRLBAILEY-- WTtVN u ' . WE 343 5MI SHOWS AT 12:40 L CANDICE GOULD ROCK HUDSON te GE a t. JOHN WAYNE THE UNSEFEATED,f MAIM ST, 3005157:3O9:4S ELLIOTT AT T OLYMPUS ONLY mi amra Mb 1244, UPTOWN 1 - r DARblNG IIJ0 2:00,4:30,7:00 (a VILL- A- CHHJHEH 91.00 We had The Graduate 7 heres the post-graduat- e! best-sell- 1007 2 00 4 Park City Calls Tonsorial Meet The Utah State Barber convention and Hair Styling Seminar J scheduled Aug. 9 and 10 at the Treasure Mountain Inn In Paris City. - . RELAX i and REMEMBER MONDAYS ONLY Buffet LenchMR $1.25 x 'suxsay Berm ' $1.45 msCH 10-- $1.75 Children 2 DINNERS SERVED WEEKDAYS 524 EAST ACADEMY AWAID emmm . Dinners BUTCH CASSiO? f--3 THE SUKDfkXE KDiim,: iS ROBERT EEDF0E0 10TH FANTASTIC MONTH 9-- 75 C KATHARINE ROSS WIMHEI an iMi mm 2M.MI gn 1 MAM IL RIALTO 30. 9 30 and PAUL NEWMAN IS HELD OVER! Cliff Hopkiiu (I Us Piano Monday through Saturday 1 1 i Hair cutting and styling eontests get" tjie convention tinder way. A buffet and melodrama are slated opening Business night. meetings, demo nstratfons and an awards banquet are planned Aug. 10, said Alton Thacker, convention chairman. 7 00 SOUTHEAST SS AJIILtu9 P.M. c 3 STARTING WED. Youll know why... tSfiOH th SOUTH CLEM CAI.rDILl KIMDAR3Y Thistime... t rcIyC"3 DOUBLE CHEESEDUHGER TKEFllfl. WITH TWO OF EYERYTHiKS Wm ID A BUN! Jw9 pure ground beef patties. Two slices of Dee's special mild cheese . . . kJb TwLLm IN 14- - JTKV TWICE cut ikm ty thereafter, with interiors at Mail Orders: The Terrace Aldrich Studios during sum4M SMrth Mailt, Salt Uks City mer and early fall. t o8fdwoioi tlMpod ormNp The Grissom Gang, with ' screenplay by Leon Griffiths, is from the crime classic by James Hadley Chase, No I Orchids for Miss Blandish, a world in 12 languages. Dun 0P.11A4 rmi m si mdM wtrmc w . 7ohnVteync production gift oJGSftji - . . , JE7iS0:j-HALASH5- ns i Proudly Curtis, whod been urging people to quit smoking, was arrested for marijuana possession. Milton Berle said. When I last saw Tony4 he looked fme. Since then, of course, he lost a couple of ounces. Tony Action Packed Western Kid! Big John and Billy the SIR 09 M i A T RES Butch and the Kid Set at Sundance No Smoking Smoker Howard Hughes was sued for divorce by Jean Peters, and in the speculation about her settlement, Alan Drake appeared at Hughes hotel, the Landmark. He greeted Good customers, evening and welcome to Jean Peters ilVVt A KORVAJ Landmark. one her. Hilton told them, 2EED UVIO QinlEastwooclleilyLaaias and Donald Sutherland 0 COLOR J Ll.!A!iVi:i Are those S our neighbors? The shocking story of whats going in in our cities XEm7 DRIVE-IN- S a ' All AroundTown 0D2 suburbs ji cclohu Ih hw w 1 Starts WEDNESDAY UPTOWN Theatre everywhere! li I g Y wl w HtrTHt SANDPIPERS tl n( THE STRAWBERRY enffinl tcumltracli tlbwa Atm Mtti AIMM Cwlury-F- CLOCK RATED IB NO ONE UNDE WILL BE ADMITTED PROOF OF AGE REQUIRED. This is no! I seque- lCere has aairr been M nctrdi anything like i! lAFULf PO! nrj TODAY aud ISVELLY cu::day ct 5:00 p.m. Prosonfed by ALTA SJCYDIYJNO CENTEX MOVIE AUDIENCE GUIDE Th IRtlWfl RRRty teliOiodotHrOeat THIS t fd f, 1970. SVIf.l FIT AWORLD WHBRI LOVS sxr BIYING SHOW m-VATE- IS AN ART KILITE SVJIf.T G m Swinailag. Daacing aad All Xldos $I25PrPrw 73pjn.BIIClMiit THE BEST AMERICAN WAR COMEDY SINCE TemaaiMlH SEAL IM 4w I A. m tf6ilte4 I. .4. li.r.i.4 ,n4n Ifii frt.tun fiftirr, fill. t 3 . Suggested (or OENEKAl All ogn admitted. Suggested for MATURE udi-nc- K. cradiencM parental (uggnted). bestwctep All S U c N IIIY d! Htmrmlm wmw MJWGI C i KmL LI Chicken Chow Mein, Sweet & Sour Ribs, Ham Tiled Rice and Fortune Cookie. EHIOH GOULD Reg. $2.10 SAIT UR ASIA . 994 S. Mala ISMS. IN.UU - Par. mdr a 3 $165 0IAN61I At(A (idwc. ItMttl 3 BnlwMlKwii . i f SntSMI lliJU.-3D0ltwlWilllM.'UI Lj llOOs- Ula ' tJ fentaaml iMHt 3 9lrliJI)i-7MS- FRAIOOSINATR guardian. 4ft POLYNESIA! 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