Show rNE THE THE- AtU Eye Ants Eye View Vie Views rh s Bv e f AC M Anybody can be an u expert rt Even roe rite me I thereby make expert predictions for lo lothe the year 1980 Everyone will fret and stew w because because be cause there is I. not enough snow now tt It win will m tTa n more re Several will steal water from fromI good friends friend Water s Is le differ differ- I en ent t Republicans will wilt vote for Dem Dem- Democrats will voto for Ut They will wall deny it Drack Leo fee will wUl never get off oft th the front It page page if h hn he can help It This will probably be a little too soon noon for him to run tun for higher r office Lon Ion will accept a n bid to torun torun torun run for governor if it it is offered ll Governor Clyde will again be bethe bethe bethe the Republican gubernatorial i I candidate He will admit that he Is la not a politician My ly Lady Fair will complain again that she hasn't a eingle thing to wear I Will again bring out several everal garments and she will again say Oh those old things Hunters will declare that shooting shooting shoot shoot- ing does h has 9 ruined the hunting Game Came officials will deny it and prove their point with figures i Stan Taggart will continue to tobe tobe tobe be our leading reader Interest In this paper I I J J. J Parr Godfrey will be elected president of the Utah State Press Association and everybody will willbe willbe be happy Forgive me while I i save gave tour four cen cents l Jay why not have your drunken Saturday night Indian stand stand on his hie head when he takes a slug Then he could drink up We will plan a trip to Lake Louise again this summer Something Something Some thing will happen pen to prevent i iThe II I I I The will not get getto getto to Las Lae Vegas this year Unless Unless Un less lell he disappears for a long I i Weekend i I I Some of ot our readers will complain complain com plain because Its It's so silly to report report re reo re- re port vl visits visits' across the road for tor Sunday Bunday dinner We will agree Some of ot our reporters will wUI be beery bevery bo be bovery very ery un nn unhappy bec because use w scratch most moat of th these lee minor It items ms We will win comment about bo t the Impossibility of ot pleasing everybody It will not do any good L Somebody who would call me mea a lunatic If I told him how to Irrigate or ortrun trun run cattle or operate operate op op- erate crate Jit re or op garage or cafe will proudly tell me how to runa run runa a a n 1 Some folka get ret billed twice Iby by us us Most Moot of or them will Ym to be Il e pa pa- tient and kind realizing were we're not very sharp at book See how easy euy It is to be an expert expert expert ex ex- ex- ex pert try it some time time- time I Mac Mae |