| Show Doing In InTHE inTHE inTHE in in- THE GREAT O OUTDOORS By By Stan Taggart The Morgan County Sheriffs Jeep deep Patrol Just received ft a letter Getter from Another motorized posse Leaders of the Clark County Nov Nev Jeep Patrol Patro suggest that a convention be held at L Las s Vegas where representatives from each Ilch ot of the West West's Jeep groups would gather and form a central organization t I SherIff E. E Clark county Je st l' l according t to the JAn January l ry 1960 Readers Headers Digest Dt It Best gest aver tn in seven ye years year ts gone on 11 rescue and and mill mill- alons have helped bring In 35 persons alive and bodies ot of 75 others They have also assisted in Ia the capture of seven escaped prisoner It lt was slow elow Bays sas Peterson merchant Otto Pendleton of of last ast months month's whitefish season Those few Jew who did give the ol of Weber Webern n try didn't do too well Howard the ol of pro has been working and hasn't been out too much much but but buthe he caught fish Ilah the few times timet he lie did slip down to the river Jeep patrol member Wendell with Ross floss Carter rid ridin In shotgun made a middle middle- i of the of the night rescue mission up I Sheep Canyon a couple of weeks ago ngo Some Som had hauled hau his hl wife and even kids and another another an an- other coupie couple 7 miles miles' up that I way the canyon then canyon then got II stuck A total of will be spent In the next two next two years to study the wild monkey flowers on n th the of the Wasatch Mountains Ross and Nell Neil Dickson Dean Rich and Charles Price had quite a n time lime jackrabbits out Sn way a few days back I They walked through a small pa patch of brush twice jumping as many as-many many the second time as os the first Wound up bagging sixteen j. j They were wild and ana moved out way ahead of us one of the hunters reports During a recent evening of TV v watching we were Inspired to compile this Television Western Writers Writers' D Do your it you lt It yourself your your- self Kit Put the following well- well worn orn sentences together I In the right order and youve you've written your own western li story atory This here brands brand's rand been marked over Take Take- short cut sheriff ond you can head em em off at the pass Thc na the m markins markin's of a Sioux arrow arrow Colonel Sure you got a fast draw son but theres there's always somebody a n little bit faster They've been scalped alive poor devils W War Nor r Cloud give gl squaw for Cor three of white traders trader's ponies I fh That Thill t clay on your boots only come com from tram one place Six- Six gun them gun gun- ls gonna ronna nna shoot it out t. t That's Bright aright Tex this boss hoss I I VER a DVd VER R been rode Now twe w wo- wo blood brothers friend frid i d- d Mighty sorry M Marthey but your man was dry in Red RedRock RedRock Rock Canyon this m mornin Paleface save s son son- n now chief let your wagons pass unharmed 01 Zeb rode Into town and ducked Into Iota the assay office office t I reckon maybe he be struck er tay In the wagon Jane these bese redskins might be te hostile a girl like you doln doin out here In this wild country coun try mam 1 Whoopee were we're saved saved here hero cornea comes the Cavalry I thought you'd like stranger Cactus already lost sheriffs this yearTh year ear Th Ph only good Injun's a dead j I Injun I I wonder why that handsome stra ge never carries u a gun I I yewl that ace the the bottom yew coyo coy- coy coyote ote i i o i man speak with with crow n ue 0 X ho hoes o. o with a hind shoe shod 1 and youve you've found round your lIr train robber Ill I'll give y ya til Red Dog Check your guns at the door loor I JJ Jho a tit stage has hat bin held up upi I It t That fanny DelY tin badge dont don't dontas as MI me pone none Ne New w around these theN here bare parts ya mister mater Put Im tellin lEIma y ya 11 Luke honey Ioney ya gotta choose between me and that hose hosa 08 It my file f cw again and Ill I'll mi Bill ya y Tum H 1 There Thero aint g gonna nna be no gunplay gun gun- play I In pt iko flke Cr 1 as aa asIm as aI asIm Im I'm ma mati snail mat i all ail here Reckon Beckon We i fad ad ad you figured all alJ aIon along Sundance White ra to j r aJ buffalo steal no I iad kill my people I 1 dont don't va if t tart no range war wat Hondo but that there water waterhole's waterhole's holes hole's on my ray land Jand Well We'll find us a little lithe spread south of the border Sarry they'll never find me mo there NTh Th hombre HI U t shot ahot me sheriff h ff No lynch mobs mob's this prisoner pris oner oner-ho's oner hed he'd gettin a fair talt trial Were We're all In In- Inthis this together k you cant can't back hack out now Theres There's only one trail into Outlaw Out Out- Outlaw law Valley men well we'll be beLakin Lakin a long chance Stop the train theres therea some somebody some soma body a torch down the track a piece 1 I Legend has It theres a n lost lost gold mine somewhere in this thin can can- yon That's That Injun smoke JIt as ae assure assure sure aure as a. Im I'm Drop those Irons and reach for forthe I the bo sky Slim or you'll wind up upon upon on boot hill hili I Cettin tired of this meanwhile meanwhile meanwhile mean while back at the ranch and dont take your guns to town stuff Crave some authentic be be- believable believable believable western material to the television U Handsome shouldered broad br broad ad shouldered ered n a I r W t lIpped hipped ste ley-e ley d Ja Jawed sqUare wed Roe noo Hook k Ransoms whIpped out his this twin Colts and fired Ired a dozen quick shots Phooey We say aay this aint realism We think we know more about those genuine en ne old old- time western heroes than the Fifth Avenue scriptwriters d do Wed We'd rather bell believe v th that t bow legged bowlegged gily whiskered cowardly foe Moe Grundt fumbled for his i out but wound up gettin get get- tin Un In the shotgun Ibl blast full iri in his hh puny chest And we doubt they planted Wanted M Moe e on Boot noot Hill Most lIkely they Just let the buzzards eat Im II |
