| Show FROM I THE HICKE VILIE CLARION Ebenezer Botts o of this town is in Chicago train le lessons sons to be a sculptor sculptor tor and Hank Purdy who has been read In about tho the Indian In hi says Ebenezer Is a wise gu guy all rl right ht for it is a dum sight better betterto to culp then to git Elihu Ellhu Simms our druggist Is havin havin hav- hav in a bargain tale sale In crutches and Amos Pringle le our gentlemanly and congenial undertaker expects to raffle raf- raf flo off a ca casket ket next week Business ss is lookin up Calo Cale Prouty our Jeweler and watch repairing done with neatness and dispatch dispatch dis dis- patch three doors from the has got ot a job up Deacon Stubbs thrashing machine Cale Is a j great Inventor In and has hag Just invented a lable inkwell It I Ig a great contrivance ance and very simple To keep j the Ink from over o the top of f the Ink well he lie simply bored a n holo hole In tho the bottom The only trouble is that the Ink all leaks out ont before a n J feller can use it but as soon as he gets ets around this slight difficulty ho he b believes es the thing will be a great suc suc- 1 cess CN Constable Ezra B Bibbins our local 1 I sleuth had his pocket picked tho the last time he was over o to West Wes t Hickey Hickey- ville HIe and says saS he ho has got a good cleto clew cle to the culpert who secured a n. nickels nickel's worth of Mulo Iulo Ear Twist a bone collar collar col col- lar button the tho key to the Jail and IS cents in real money Ike I Butts is the fresh tresh air cure andis and andis f is sleep In in tho the corncrib There Thero aint the matter with him at pre present ent but there probably will be if A he ho keeps up the tr treatment long enough oj Abe Abc Renfrew's wife wIre has quit him and now he ho is s liable Hablo to be bo pinched for havin no visible means of oC sup sup- J port There Thero is some talk of starlin amoin a a. movin moin picture show V in our midst and the drama Is lookin up alt There hasn't been a show since the j magic lantern on the Cn of Rome by some stranger from awa away t William refused to go sayin J It must be a fake Cake as nobody 3 ever iY f combed a cat I j jIrs Mrs Irs Eli Haskins has S saved up f enough nough more to get et a n. hand painted pickle fickle le dish or something to put in It 1 and chewin has been forbid for for- forbid a bid at the house during durinE serice service service ser ice and Hank Rani Purd Purdy says this reform wave nave which Is over the thc country countr Is certainly fierce and pus- pus onal liberty is goUin gettin to be a dead letter i HI Huggins says ars he lie has got Jot tho the t la lumbago lumbago lum lum- bago and shingles shing-Ies and two o of his i cows has died the mortgage has hm been i I foreclosed on his west tort forty fora his well has gone one dry two kids ids have got Rot the tho measles his this t f corncrib has burned up his oldest son is In fn jail and his wife wite f. f a has eloped with a travel In man but iy a outside out of oC that he is gettin along alonS' fair Calr i. i to tu II |
