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Show I "GAY GADGETS" Associated Newspapers WNU Features By NANCY "EPPER PROM PROBLEM It was in Duluth, Minn., that a group of high school queens com- plained to us .about the custom of dancing only with their own dates at a school prom. Since no boys are admitted admit-ted without dates there are no stags lurking around to break the monotony and the monopoly. monopo-ly. And it seems that the old custom of exchanging dances beforehand on dance cards has gone out in that city with the Turkey Trot and the Antimacassar. (If you know what an "Antimacassar" "Antimacas-sar" is you get the Triple Malted with the Root Beer chaser.) These Duluth teens intend to do something about this grim situation, but they haven't worked out the details yet. Qot any suggestions? Or do you suf-er suf-er from the same complaint? ... POINT OF VIEW I can't see anything in her When she talks, she's loud and screechy; Her figure could be thinner, And her hair looks sort of I bleachy. 1 Why any boy should pin her -I (And I bet that she has twenty! ) 1 I can't see anything in her BUT MY FAVORITE JOE SEES PLENTY! ... Jabberwocky and Jive Daffynitions SINCERE Your new word for anything that's smooth. Since you saw the "Hucksters," anything can be "sincere," from a boy to a new dress. SUAVE Another favorite synonym syno-nym for "smooth" or "sharp." BUDDY-BUDDIES Your school paper now calls them "buddy-buddies," if they're going steady. DATE WITH A DISC It's a nice way of saying you're staying home alone with some good records. ME, TWICE You prefer it to the usual "Me Too." We don't ask why, because you couldn't possibly have a reason. Quazy Questions What did the boy oyster say to the girl oyster? Your pearls are like teeth. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get the clock fixed. . Why did the Little Moron walk past the medicine chest on tiptoes? Because he didn't want to wake the sleeping pills. |