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Show I "GAY GADGETS" Associated Ntwspapr. WNV Pastures. By NANCY PEPPER BOY CRAZIES Move over, girls, and give the boys some room in this column. They've asked for It so they're going go-ing to get it, but good. They laugh about your sloppy sweaters, your joolery foolery and your hats, do they? Well, pass the feather while we hold male call. It's your turn to laugh now! Seeing Red We've reported that boys were bleaching part or all of their heads, just i y for a gag. Well, fC we've just heard from one of our -v, Scouts In Mis- f K,- sour! that the X ( N boys in her town 1 1 are dyeing their 1 hairred. Don't Iff YJ tell us, they're V Xj V?4Fr jealous of a man M Pm named Van? IilEu They Dye Laughing And so do we when we see the boys wearing those sweat shirts dyed by their own hands in the corniest colors you ever did see. Since they'll soon be wearing O.D. or navy blue they may as well make Hcy-Hey while they're still civilians. Cheesecake Capers When the boys roll up their slacks as they all do you get a glimpse of anklets around their not-so-trim ankles. Oh, brother I Off-the-Face Fashion They turn up the front brim of their felt hats and hold it in place with a big safety safe-ty pin. Are they trying to be Hat-Tractive, Hat-Tractive, or shall we can that corn and save our ration coupons? HERE ARE YOUR $64 QUESTIONS What did the gal say to the Eskimo Eski-mo who had traveled hundreds of miles by dog team to tell her he loved her? "That's a lot of mush." What did one coffee pot say to another an-other coffee pot? "Perk up and don't be a drip." What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? "We must be In Caplstrano; I feel another swallow coming on." What do people say every tim they see your nose? "Well, so long!" TR1X1E TEEN SAYS A summer job certainly does things for a girl. It makes money for her, keeps her busy, teaches her a trade and it impresses the Men in her Life. That smooth Senior who never said more than an absent-minded "lli" to you all year, suddenly realizes that you've grown up. It's not because you're Earning that he's Yearning but because be-cause he admires your initiative and energy. en-ergy. And, when he calls for a date, he'll find that you have new Poise with Boys. You're no longer a Bobby Socker with a Giggle; you're a Career Gal with a Job. |