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Show Resolutions. Don't you love them? As I sat talking to five women on New . Year's Eve, I asked them all what one of their resolutions for 1981 (that they wanted to say publicly) was. Silence. They're all upstanding women or our community, you understand. un-derstand. I couldn't imagine any of them with something so naughty that they couldn't share it with fellow sisters. Okay, I said to myself, I'll start it. "I'm going to lose weight this year on an organized plan," I said bravely. Four of the five women said the same thing. Since then, I've observed lhat people have a real preoccupation with self-improvement. From one woman that said that she has gotten smart The Funny Bone By Mary Coons over the years and threw away her 20 resolutions and decided to work on just one. That's smart, I think. I have come up with several lhat I have to choose. I also, as a loving wife and mother, have come up wilh a few for my family. 1. Wipe the sink in the bathroom out with that funny, hole ridden "thing" mom keeps calling a sponge right after you've washed your Tonka truck out in same sink. 2. Hang things up. Wires with a loop on top are called hangers. They are used for clothes, coats, etc. Also included in-cluded in this one is the hook in the closet for the children to conveniently hang their coats on. (If I could invent a hook or hanger that grabbed the kid as he walked by and wrestled their coat off, I'd be a millionaire! ) 3. The little silver handle on the potty is to be pushed after each use. (Why aren't they in that big of a hurry when they're washing windows, I wonder.) 4. The underneath of one's bed is not for the storage of smuggled bananas, nranopf? and thp neels thereof. I Mother was born with a nose, don't you know? |