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Show FAVORITE FICTION. "We've Had a Perfectly Splendid Tme. Mrs. Gumwell.'' "You're the New Assessor, Are You? Glad to Meet you.'" 'Smoking on the Front Platform Only." "No. Sir; We Haven't Any Good Seats Left -for Tomorrow Night " "What! You Wear a Wig? I Never Would Have Suspected It." "I Wasn't Goinu Faster Than Eight Miles an Hour, Your Honor." ' Pardon Mo, Sir, but That's My Um-bie-lla." "Here's Something That Harmonizes With Your Complexion, Madam." "We Don't Care for Turkey, Anyway, Any-way, Mr. Wllkins. Ix-t Me Have a Couple of Chickens." Thicago Tribune, |