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Show JUST FOR FUN How Ho Managed. "I haven't heard you complaining lately?" remarked Mr. Commuter on the suburban ear, "about Rural's roo.v ter keeping you awake mornings." "No." answered Mr Edewood, In a eelf-congTatulatory lone, 1 that rooster will trouble me no more. I got my wife to praise the bird's beauty so highly that Rurall's wife eounldn't re-plst re-plst the temptation of putting him on her chantecler hat.' Chicago News. Not Quite Intentional. Joseph Loiter, In an Interview on his yacht Chantecler, said, with a smile: "Please quote nie accurately. In an interview, you know, the slightest Inaccuracy In-accuracy can make a man t Idkulnis It is like the Frenchman, who, tho'igii he had n very fair knowledge of En:-lLh, En:-lLh, nevertheless said to a father: " 'Aha. Your s n he resembles you A chip off the old blockhead, he'.n?'" Washington Star. Among the Darwinians. "Yps," said the clubhouse brre. "I suppose I owe some of my success to the fact that we've been golfers In our family for generations. 1 was recently recent-ly looking up my ancestral tn e " "Did they throw any nuts?" .v.k'd the quiet man in the coiner. World of Golf. A Matter of Conscience. I "My health ami digestion are P'T- feet, doctor," brgan the r.-ilW In th" j office ..f the medical man. ' I luiwn't an ache or a pain. The trouble with me is that I cannot sleep at night." j "Well, if that Is the case, sir" t-nld the learned physician. ' I suggest th:u ( yon consult your spiritn.il adviser rather than me." Llpp ncott's. Once Is Enough. Lady Exhibitor (at close of baby phow) But, good gracious. This is not my baby, sir. Chock Taker Very sorry, madam; It's the last left. Tho checks got mixed mix-ed up somehow. But I'll take cure It shan't occur again. Bostou Herald Classics and Clothes. "I suppose you would like to have a customer with a figure like tho Apollo Helvidere." "No." answered the tailor, "Handsome "Hand-some men aren t always the best pay. I'd rather have one with a figure like j Croesus."Wa.shluton Star. A New Idea. lie I have discovered how to live to be 10"). She How? lie Don't die till you're 10C. |
