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Show JUST JOKING I -r ILIG1I COST OF LABOR. , ! Customer What? Two thousand . marks for tho frame? That Is dearer than the picture. Art Dealer Yes, but the frame was made by a trado union workman and the picture was painted by a mero artist. Jugend, Munich. . EASIER TO SEDUCE, "Any old-fashioned .horse thieves taiound Crimson Gulch?" asked the visitor in quest of adventure "No," replied Cactus Joe. "The hoss thieves have all goho cast an' took to stealin' automobiles, which is less risky and more remunerative" Washington Star. THE CHAUFFEUR'S VIEWPOINT. "So you find pedestrians very careless?" care-less?" "They're the limit. Tho last fellow I ran over ruined one of my tires. Ho must have been carrying a package of tacka in his pocket." Browning's I Magazine. I |