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Show P v jS" f J WEE GEE 'SAYS -1 ; V TV SJrPr Each and every fisherman ! 'JMtLi ff&i The VQteran and the dub affH frmx$Mf$r s n IuH-flodged member of The "Annanias" Club. Let lyricists ing The joy of good eating, Of filet of sole, Crabs en casserole And grilled turkey wing; With trlolot. .ode, Hexametered' greeting Or simple refrain To chicken chow mein Or beef a la mode. I can't understand Such classical bloating. I For me there's ono thing 1 Of which 1 can sins "wi ii uvur ana. The ex-kaiser's bric-a-brac is to bo auctioned. Here's a chance for somo 1 of our heroes to got the souvenirs they promUed their sweethearts. It would indeed be a wonderful thing if Joe Jackson should hang onto his batting advantage and keep aheaa of Ty Cobb all season. Many times he has threatened to do this thing, and now ho has a real bulgo on tho TJger. McGraw, the cruel landlord, has served eviction papers on the Yankees, effective next spring. AVhat'll Babe Ruth do if they rent a new lot with the right field fence two miles away? r Ruth won't hit any homers at the Polo grounds next year. Ho won't play there. The best-way to pitch to Babe, according ac-cording tp the best pitching authorities authori-ties in Ban's wheel, is to put the usual stuff on tho ball and say a prayer. Harry Stovey stole 156 bases in tho season of 188S. The best Ty Cobb ever did was 96. Stovoy didn't have to wait for signals then, though. All he had to do was to keep on stealing. Garry Herrman likes to see tnc champion Reds claw their victuals from beneath burnished silver covers. AVhllo on the road each player is allowed al-lowed $5.60 per day for eats. Last yoar they only got $3.50. It keeps 'em in high gear, Garry says. So rar Garry is right. |