Ogden Daily Standard | 1919-11-29 | Page 10 | Periscoping the World with Our Office Boy

r S PERISCOP1 Nyi THE WORLDlj with Our Office Boy. UNCLE MOE ON THAN KSGIVIN' "Thanksgivih'i lad," Sez 1 nele Moe I lis face alight In th' pine knois' glow Will soon be yere Wi' turkey brown, Thet hils ih' spol Ml ih' way down, n cranberries An pumpkin pie Like mother makes, An' money caint buy. But arter all 'Twon t mean much Kf we're hevin1 lllots, si likes an' such; An' ef th' treat Hain't signed yit An" our soldiers on Th' Rhine still sit; j It'll take more Than turke, ladi I T' keep a mother I Fr'm bein' SHri An' wonder in' whar Her u Qifl al. An' dusitn1 th' chair In v. htcb he sat. An' ef It's goin' T' be thotawa) Mighl better lerslt Thanksg ivin" Day. Drains is the twin brother of genius -bin sometimes brothers can't get gel along together A great number of the w. k. bars are jnow decorating cellar windows One notes with regret the wonderful wonder-ful lost opportunity for an efficiency engineer at the recent Round Table. Public opinion always proves wiser than any one man when it comes to i a showdown. Wc need not mourn the loss of Ihe I . T s while th Socialists are still able to dream. The Millenium, as far as we can see, has taken concrete form on ihe kitchen kitch-en floor in the form of linoleum at 12.12 a ard. Will, the reformers and prohibitionists prohibi-tionists have succeeded in r?ising the 'sorial prestige of the raisin and prune ; families. The Importance of a dinner party I can be judged by the time it takes a woman to get dressed for the occasion Now when Greek meets Greek Ihe) iare usually hash slince-;:. j As many times as a woman nazes : into a mirror, she never sees her ar tual reflection her refleetions -re all mental 1 There's nothing easier than doing ihe fish l thins when everyone els' is doinc; it, too. Xow that the rx kaiser has crown a full set of whiskers, he's elisib'e ao boss the Russians. Herbert Hoover again predicts that food prices will be lower soon We vdnder if that fellow ever worked for the weather bureau? A young woman tried to kiss the Prince of Wales in Montreal but whs prevented by a guard. Thaf spoiled a royal welcomt Nor.- is the time of year when refineries refin-eries are trying to best the beet out of its sugar. It's next to imoossible to mend a broken word so ihat it will look like new it ughi to be discouraging that a! person can't be miserable alone. it's a good thing for Ihe rising gen-; eratlon that they aren't, present to hear the comments of the butt of a Hallowe'en joke