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Show uv HAM DOESN'T THINK MUCH OF FEMININE ATTIRE. If Ham had his way, feminine attire at-tire would be forbidden by law and ladies would "be compelled to don trousers and Buch sensible wearing apparel. ap-parel. It was not until the other day, when he took part in some of the scenes In "Ham at tho Beach," that tho famous Ralem comedian discovered discover-ed his dislike for skirts. Hitherto, Ham had regarded the latter lat-ter as a sort of necessary evil. In "Ham at tho Beach," however, the mirth-pro voker was required to don a complete outfit of lady's garments with the exception of shoes. Although the producing director applied at every store in town, not a single pair of lady's shoes within five sizes of Ham's gigantic feet, could be found. One of tho sceneB shows Ham being 1 chased by an irato crowd. Something, not included in the program occurred when an English bulldog joined the pursuers, overtook Ham and then attached at-tached himself to the skirt. Hampered Hamper-ed by this garment, the Kalcm comedian comedi-an found himself unablo to hit up n decent gait. Tho chase ended when flam dove headlong off a Bixty-foot pier .and landed in the Pacific. |