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Show A CORNER OF CONUNDRUMS. , Wnv does a squirrel go up a tree? Chestnuts. What is a woman worth Double yns.Oroan. How ma NT hairs' has a cat in its tail? .None, they are all outside. Why whs Eve not afraid of the measles? mea-sles? Because she'd Adam. What is worse than raining- pitchforks? pitch-forks? Hailing omnibusses. , What is the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence. Why do carpenters not believe in stone? They never saw it. - What is the cheapest feature in the face? Nostrils, two for a scent. Fariri of Men. i -That men have fads as well as their wives, sisters and sweethearts was evidenced the other day, when at a restaurant dinner a ni an detached from his watch guard a tiny silver flask, or bottle, from which, after the top was unscrewed, lie dusted one or two grains of a line pepper "which I got in Egypt and find most appetizing and an aid to digestion," says the Xew York Times. One or two of his companions com-panions who tried it, in the infinitesimal quantity in which it was bestowed, found it very hot, but doubted its alleged al-leged qualities. Without doubt it was a notion, such as only wo nit? n. are supposed sup-posed to indulge. |