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Show o NEVERTHELESS, WE LOVE IT A newspaper exchange gives this definition defi-nition of an automobile : ' . "The automobile is a large iron and rubber contrivance, for transforming gasoline into speed,' luxury, excitement and obituaries. It consists of a handsome hand-some leather upholstered carriage body . mounted on fat rubber-rtired wheels and containing a gizzard full of machinery ma-chinery suffering from various ailments. ail-ments. It has run over one hundred miles and ten thousand people. It can transport seven people from the front porch to the police station, the bankruptcy bank-ruptcy court or the golden gates in less time than any other known method." |