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Show Did It Ever Occur to You : That one fine thing when one loves nature is, she never goes back on you. That farmers are very seldom out of some kind of employment. That the blasting on the hills the past week is beginning to remind re-mind one of the good old days of yore. That there are no perfect children, this conditions exists because old maids do not bring them up. That to be a gentleman all a man has to do is to hide his meanness. That fools learn nothing from a wise man but many a wise man has learned from a fool. ,..- That most people can learn something from a baby, "its' us- . ually good natured in the morning. morn-ing. - . That any one would be foolish to think Biyan was a follower of Darwin. That the .Strikers are still out, and so will the kitchen fire be, if things don't improve. That Edwin Markham the famous American poet advices the American people to refrain from believeing any of Conon Doyle's spiritualistic teachings. That one task of the Genoa Convention is to keep birds of a feather from flocking together. ... That Bingham will soon have its quota of pool halls and soft drink parlors. That we are no mind readers if you have had a party and want it given publicity call 91, we will endeavor to do the rest. " . . That you should secure the service of Ellis, the young songbird, song-bird, if you need some good songs. ' ' 1 ... , v. That some people are always willing to take a free sample but when one mentions pay they beat it. That to be a natural born leader lead-er there must .be an ?rmy of natural nat-ural born followers. That people like to believe what they hear if its sensational. sensation-al. 'lhat anyone connected with the Social side of life is alwavs 'velcomed at the office of The Bingham News." That printers like the rest of the human race are far from being be-ing infallible. That one advantage the poor man has, is the hired girl cannot carry out all the family news. I That ray-day is a great mediator med-iator between capital and Labor. ' That every man needs a better half. That rules of warfare are alright al-right until some nation goes in- That to really see the sights of Bingham one should continue their walk to Copperfield. That the camp will be quite dead when school closes with school teachers gone. That though the Devil may find work for idle hand3 to do he is a poor paymaster. That Billy Robbins, with the thaw and rain, will have his hands full these days. That the world is flat, yes-flat yes-flat on its back, but it will turn over .soon. That Sunshine should begin where the honeymoon ends. That Conan Doyle knows just as much about Heaven as any other man who has never been there. That Radio may answer the question "What are the wild waves saying?" |