Millard County Chronicle | 1911-05-11 | Page 7 | [Untitled]

His Reward. Stubb Yes. the doctors told Cogg-man Cogg-man he couldn't live six months unless un-less he stopped flunking ami drinking drink-ing at once. Now he's going to bo mat rbd. I'enn Hut how In the world did he get the girl to accept him? She te-fused te-fused hi 111 three times. Stubb Yes, but th last time lis proposed he told her he had quit smoking and drinking on her account. ac-count. Only Too Willing. "01 ve us bone and sinew!" shouted : the eollcKe students, who were boost-! boost-! ing for a new gymnasium. 1 And the ladyl idy of the homse where the students boarded winked humorously. "lione nnd sinew they want, eh?" she chuckled. "Well, I'll see that they pet plenty of bones and sinew at every ILC'll." A Reason for Wrath. "That fat man seems to be surcharged sur-charged with passion." ' Yes, Indeed. He look danger-ou-." "What do you suppose Is the mat ter?" "Maybe bis tailor has Just told him that he will have to wear skintight trousers." A Sense of Immunity. "Iion't you get weary of winter weather?" "No," r f iled Mr. Sirlua. Harker. "So long as there's a little snow on the ground here and there, I know fs s 111 too early to start another tt-cltcment tt-cltcment shout early Christmas shop-plrr" shop-plrr" Dignifying Labor. "P'd tou !' the man to stud the - .,.-'r- .vav - told IttlMIt1