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Show They Didn't Ees. A trio of pioTcs I iii.U story-tellers were oil in u corner of tho club, spin ning yarns. I'jown had Just told n most unb' Movable story, and Iho j other two glanced at each other ques tion nely. j "Well, I assuro joy, gentlemen," said Drown, "if I hadn't f.-en It myself my-self I Bbouldn't have believed it" I lla h'm-well," said one of tin two doubtful ones, "you must remem- ' ber, old man, thnt we din t see it." Upplncott's Magazine. Wisdom of Woman. Savings Hank Ikqwisltor "Will you plmso cancel my old binik and Issue ' me a new one?" Canbler "What's the matter, lost yonr t'ook?" IK-posltor "Not exactly, but It summits to the same thing. My wife won't let me have It.'' Jude. An Easy Way. ! If yon want to f.nd out all about a roan's shortcomings try to P.x it so : that ion may overhear rutin of hi relatives tilklng about him. - i i Just for a Change. 1 Jol;nny "Mamnja, I with I had I ! littln sister." t M.vmnu "V. by do you wish that j dear?" I Johnny 'Cause I'm tired of toasinj tho cr.t"-C:.Miollo News. Abnormal. Tm worried at out my 1 oy." "What a Ihe trouile? bn't he get I ting -long well In mt ool?" "Yes. but I t-oeiht tTm nn a'reui the other day and he Ins n t epr-sei j m 3iirv to go o.it aud kill " "ir1 |