Millard County Chronicle | 1911-05-11 | Page 6 | [Untitled]

THEN HE WENT. M.r. Itore (looking) Gracious! It's nearly ten o'clock. Miss t'uiibtique (suppressing a yawn) Are you quite sure it's not eleven? Next! There wore a couple of dandy fish ll.ii s In tho Colonial lobby. We didn't have time to get tin Ir nau.es, nd-Cii nd-Cii as es and photographs, ti lt wo lingered lin-gered long enough to hoar tho conver-i conver-i at ion. Tho poignant part thereof w as ns follows: ' How much did your fish weigh?" "1 didn't have no hay sca'es with lee, you milt. Hut when I pulled him cut it lowered tho lake four inches." "Some l';h," commented tho oilier, wl.hout the quiver of nn eyelash ' ileii.imls me of some good sport I had duck hunting l ist fall. I fired nt a flock of ducks and gitln4ed up four cuarts of toes." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Now What Did She Mean? At a recent wedding a baby lind shiliked without Intern, U. ion to tin' gtiat annoyance of tho guests, etc. As tho bridal party was having tho church a slight delay occurred. One of the g.iests s De( tho oppm tuulty to say lo the first bridesmaid: "What a nuli-mice babies are at a t wedding!" "Yes, Indeed!" nnswered Hip brides-rviild, brides-rviild, angrily. "When I send out Invitations In-vitations to my wedding I shall have printed in the corner, 'No babies expected.' ex-pected.' "Judg". Let amusement fill in tho chinks of i your iilo, not the great i paces there)-1 there)-1 of. Parker.