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Show A timid little guy with a bald pate appeared at an information window In the Department of Socialized So-cialized Medicine In an English city and said to the clerk, "Please, sir, I'd like to get a free wig a brown one, with just a dash of gray at the temples, If It Isn't too rrjuch bother." "Very well, " said the clerk, scribbling on a slfeet of paper. "Take this order up to our periwig peri-wig department on the fourth floor room 437. They will take care of you." "Oh, thank you, sir!" said the timid little bald-headed guy, as he clutched the paper and departed. depart-ed. An hour later he was back, his pate as naked as before. "Why aren't you wearing your wig?" the clerk asked. "Wrong number," lisped the timid little guy. "Pullf aw my teeef Insteff." |