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Show t . .i it' i m - I iV-1t-; iik'h 'iU i'J Ux by NANCY PEPPER More Mealtime Menaces. ' Ever since we printed a list of six types of lunch-room pests, we've been deluged with letters describing Vi? additional typea c we overlooked, pj (V'A along with that JT'ji four-leaf clover I you're always yyM it VfV singing about If Ktr,M you recognize Cfy rh yourself in these Ijj),! I v descriptions, ff7 you'd better F. F. Hjl j VJ F. F. F. T. (and if you don't know, that F. F. F. F. F, T. means "Fall Fatally on Your Fal Face Five Timet"). The Thinker He works his way doggedly to the counter In the lint (you're Just a tew behind him) and then pauses for Station Announcement Announce-ment or something. Seems be never can decide beforehand, to you have to wait until he maket up his alleged mind. But by that time the bell it about ready to ring. The Critic He doesn't like what you have on your plate and doetn't heiliate to tell you to In the most unappetizing term. Comparing your tapioca to fish eyet and your spaghetti spa-ghetti to worms doesn't help your appetite one bit It doesn't help hit popularity, either. v The Sob Sister All during lunch period, when you want to relax and have fun, the insists upon pouring out her troubles to you. The only happy ending you can be sure of It the bell. The Whisperer Just your luck to sit next to two best friends who are In a confidential mood. That meant they whlaper furiously to each other all through the meat leaving you out In the cold completely to feel like an Interloper |