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Show Blacksheep . An Original Poem by Jerry Wood (Cedar 7th Grade! Tls the day before Christmas And everyone's gay And all our family have come to stay The presents are piled up under the tree But there aren't any there for me 'Cause I am the mean one, the little black sheep But Mom says I'm a good boy when I'm asleep. a I may be the black sheep but I have the most fun Should I tell you some of the things I've done? I Once pa and ma was goln' to a dance But I put a frog In pa's best: pants I I sure got a whaling but I had a good time Watching pa Jump and scream and climb. And one time I remember awful well Cause I couldn't sit down for quite a spell. ft I put wet concrete In ma's face cream And when that stuff dried she sure did scream She couldn't laugh, she couldn't talk She'd sit there all day and hit her face with a rock And now you can see why I'm a disgrace To our family and the whole - human race And that is the reason as you can see Why they don't give any presents to me. ft ft But I'll get even you wait and find out In the morning they'll holler and shout Because they dldnt get the things That Santa nearly always brings. And never again will Santa appear ap-pear Flying through the air with his eight reindeer But every time we build a fire And the smoke starts rising higher high-er and higher Santa Claus'll get smoke In his face 'Cause I put glue in the fireplace. |