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Show AMONG THE WITS. ! "Don't you think Broughne is a perfect I gentleman? 1 j . "He would be if he didn't know it." ' I "HC?'. much is Jane's new- husbard. V worth? X" - I suppose she could realize, $r, u I . I rs " could get him killed by th- j I "Talking about whisky. Mike. isn;f nr. pi ' I kind of whisky just as good as another''" I Indade it is not. Some nwiktv rasn't i a rale good foight in a barrel av it." j The SentimentalistPoets. you know ' are born, not made. ' j The Materialist Ob. yes-. T know: but i if thre were any demand for the goods t ' a- poet factory wo-uld be started inside a f week. I He It's a good while since I've studied f grammar. Which is proper, "got" or I "gotten?" I She Well, it depends. If papa is around ! where he can hear and you are anxious to I learn his honest opinion of you you might I say "gotten." "So Boxford wants'to run for the legis. I Iature. does- he? What has he ever done to deserve the confidence or the support I of the people?" "Him? Gee! Didn't you know about it? i w ny, ne got up our local boycott on th f Paris Exposition and starteei the mnv- t ment to hang them French Generals i.i- I' effigy. J Gentleman (indignantly) When T I bought this dog you said he was splendid f for rats. Why, he won't touch them f Dog Dealer Well, ain't that sple'ndil f- for the rats? . Mr. De Fysh What lovely hair Mis ! ST- eetster has! , Mrs. De Fysh Yes. She doesn't have to economize in anything. He Art can never imitate nature. L She How about artificial ice? ' Tragedian I shouTd think you wou'.l s make u hit in ShUkesoearean roles f Ha ir.uk ter So; I tried "Hamlet" ' on-e. f There were some hits made, but different ? members of the audience were responsible responsi-ble for them. "She's the salt of the etrtb and a pil'-ir f of spcifty.' ifcciurol the hti.-band. who admired her. "So she's Iv's wife.." snappel his bet-tef bet-tef half, who envied her. "Now. Jimmy, didmy whipping do you any scod ? ma: it made me feel real cheer-"Cherful?" cheer-"Cherful?" Yes. ma: T was! so glod that pa didn't whip me instead o' you." "An old man in Iowa lost his mind playing play-ing ge.lf. . ' "Did he lose the haHl?" |
