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Show Profits of the trust must be incrc;),.-,; , , the campaign funds must be provided. See the resort proprietor smile wi:. .. t , . at the thermometer. Rising young orators are now pra.-tii., o;. campaign speeches in the wood;. () ;. ;j ,. might, remain there! Experiments in aerial navigation , ,,,;r ,; but a good many of them fall down r tn. ' ' 1 moment. A rolling stone gathers no moss, PUt ;t .. 1 very smooth. 1 Tht heat may be depressing, hi.tr i or s-. InU(,; g so as the fellow who insists on telling ;? ;.,;. ;. Fourth of July being over, an r;i-:, rn factory finds it necessary to reduce the ...-.--, Big. brave policemen must be con-ci, n"r!p.s, j: Hamlet's speech is true. A good many people would like to Ln,, n , the president of Harvard said to the president the United States. Don't meddle in the people's bu-inr- -unle;-you belong to the grand jury. Beef is up because corn is up. Before rrn went up beef was up because corn was down. ILpp-is ILpp-is the American consumer. A little rainstorm now and the:i is relj.hr'! fcT the best of dry farmers. Premeditated charity is the cold kind, and it is j as welcome in July as in December. Hot weather advice take it easy, not easily, ' lest some one be watching you. An expert is going to shoot the whirlpool rapi'js below Xiagara falls with a canoe. He ought to try a shotgun first. Some fellows complain of hard luck v h'ti they can't collect the money they let their friends borrow bor-row from them. Xovels usually lack interest if they tell a story that could have happened: but if the story is m. g possible, it becomes one of the six best seliers. Many men are no bigger than their pocket- ' books, and their pocketbooks don't have to be very big at tl.aL j i Sometimes it's because a man i; a failure that I he is so downtrodden. Utah's Fourth of July season was at its height lat week. It began in May and will extend well into August. When you see a man who has never been fooled, you generally see one who never had a cent. Sometimes it is not so much what is said as how it is said that hurts. The wolf in sheep's clothing may make fine speeches, but the tone of voice is not always the gentle bleat of the lamb. It is very unfortunate that we cannot have a circus billed for the city now that we have the right kind of weather for pink lemonade. A splendid feature about money is that if you don't want it you can save yourself a lot rf work and worry to get it. However, the man who was never tempted must not be sure that his strength of character i? invulnerable invul-nerable to attack. Just because you are slow, don't try to impress the boss that you are sure. If all the men who do not do a fair day's work for a fair day's pay were put in jail, there would be lots of work for the balance. Philadelphia, the "Cradle of Liberty," is preparing prepar-ing to celebrate the two hundred and twenty-tittii anniversary of the founding of the city during tha week of October 4. By that time it will be known whether the baseball team will be eligible to jein v.i ttie festivities or not. Of course, as the, naval critic says, the aim pf the American fleet at Santiago was very poor, but that was not the story Admiral Cervera told at the time, and he was there. Slavery certainly was an abominable thing, but the old slaves can now look about upon their brotn- s ers. white and black, and see mighty few speci- mens who would bring $2,500 on the block. j l! It it wasn't for washday, the week would start out brighter for most of us. j i A man named Johnson, from Philadelphia touted as the smartest lawyer in the world. Maybe he could find out who hyt'Billy Patterson and thus ' dispose of this nerplexaig question. t ! ' f |
