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Show SPICE. On All Tours -' Mlggs Is running for ofllce this )cat, Isu t he" Ilutinlng ' Ilea absolutcl) grovelling for It ( hlcago Tribune home Proof .III Ire W hat proof hnvo wc tint this niin la nbsent uiludelf Attorne) W h), he nctuall) htopped hla automobile at a watering fountain Phil idelihiu llecord Tip b Inference Customer (at n restaurant) Can I see the proprietor-" W'ultei Ver) sorr), sir, but hea Just stepped out to lunch Thoughtless (Iran mi Master AA hat are ou ci)lng fot ! Olllee liny M grandmothers dead nnl slips going to be bulled on a hull-da). hull-da). I.owjers I'lrst Hut) A'es snld the lnnyen 'there nre many things tn be Investigated In this case 'lhe first thing to be looked Into ' Is ni) pniKntboek assented tho client with perfect assurance Not the Only Pebble "Do you know, I am loiniudeil of Miss l'dlen Stone whenever 1 think about myself Why" Ivo lieen pinched for tash lately" llarvatd I.amxinon inougnt Her In a Hurray Titans; Husband (to wife) Dldnt I telegraph to you not tn bring jour mother with sou' oung AVIfe I know that a what she wonts to seo vou about She read the telegram' Bt I.011I Minor. Alan) Such "Paw " salel little Oscar, 'what Is a community ot Interest" I guess It la this erne' salel MlJJIt ' Kver) person In this community seems Intel estel In every other parsons affairs af-fairs - New A ork Times. Careful dual dlan Drlggs A oung Hnpheddo don t know enough to come In when It lulns Miss Oush Oh. )es he does he wcura a Panama, jou know Ohio Statu Journal ( orrettlng lllm Teachc r Bay they men t or they are not' You must never su) tbuy oln t ' Tomm A hy not ' Teuihti H.eituBo it nlnt propor, thats w hy Philadelphia Piess UK ot ti ut Nobody aln t neber snt-lafv snt-lafv sil I I niin bben 'Kflwnsrl.h e uoiiRh 10 hah uu nutomohlle 1 rei kon Id n 1 1. 11, wmie an wish tt weie u mub bus I could talk to it Washington Wash-ington otui. PHrfeetion - Do you think perfection Is eei actual!) altulatd In this llfo? ' asked thu scilous outli Acs ' unswiied Miss Cayenne, 'some pinpli lii-inme peifect botes Avashliigtun Star Or Anything Klse- A our son will 1 1 comfort to )uu in youi old age, le-marked le-marked lhe vlsltoi If that boy turns out us he promises prom-ises said the fuihci I won t have any old age - Detroit Froo Pious A Personal luteiest- I sea it Is ro-ported ro-ported Ih.if Mr Uiynn has a Urge block of stock in a new alr-hinku .om-pany .om-pany " I suppose he thlnka It a going to make back platforms sufei -rovu-Inml Plain Denlei AVhen Poverty Hnps-Prlei d-Hmd up and beon inarrled only two mom lis ' Well litke cheer and loniembui love makes the wnild go inunii Hi 111 .Hit (sadly) Yes but 11 , en t main, the inllkinun nn I the bute her boy go round thloivro Dully Vkv ! Memory ?nt Igxcd I'rlend-Don t eui have .llirteully iiMnenilierlng th sheets where pussengeis wnnt in rpi off Hl.e, l. ,. . 1 N I , l ,, onl on s he ut nt n t , ,, lit 111 e w nin n nnd 1 1 i JB , (, t falu 1 jhl torn p tu 1 llh ,h , I of the vn) New A oik Wt kly |