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Show Vacation days ira spending days. The style In gowns Is certainly close to nature. The plug hat Is to be abolished even in English society. Occasionally the mercury volplanes In order to get a fresh start. One way to keep cool Is to avoid reading rules about how to do It-It It-It Is predicted that the sheath skirt will disappear with the summer girl. Ton cannot convince a sunburned nan that there are spots on the sun. Walt until coo! weather comes before be-fore you wear tight collars or discuss politics. According to a Boston savant. Americans will eventually be a Bat-footed Bat-footed race. ' It takes a hero to go about In his hirt sleeves, and a martyT to keop his coat on. Bathing suita bought early In the season now call for talcum powder and a shoe horn. It might help some, these days, to go down In the basement and fondle the snow shovel. Once In a while a baseball wrltef speaks of a player's fingers as fingers ad not as "digits." "The black death" Is leading to a general crusade throughout the coun-1 coun-1 try against the rats. That New York man who left his $250,000 estate to his landlady may - tiave been fond of prunes. The only effect hot weather has on the small boy is to Increase the popularity popu-larity of the swimmln' hole. The national fly swatting campaign Is a huge joke on the flies and a huge effort to stay the hand of disease. A French surgeon "recently performed per-formed a remarkable operation on himself. Maybe he cut his own hair. How Important it must make the mall boy in the bathing suit feel to be told that be has a riparian right! In this brand of weather the amateur ama-teur gardener clings to his hammock and lets the weeds grow where they will. Two and a hala millions of Amer-. Amer-. leans live' Ky writing, Including, of course, those who write home for money. California woman died as a result of wearing too small a corset. Some women would rather die than be out of form. Just one little favor! When the sun begins to broil again, please say: "Hot, Isnt it!" Instead of: "Hot ain't It!" Ton can't Induce a self-made man to believe that his son would ever succeed suc-ceed In getting anywhere without a lot of help. There are said to be 10,000 music teachers in New York. We presume that this is In addition to those who teach ragtime. Statistics show that every New Yorker takes some sort of car ride every day. New Yorkers certainly crave excitement They are fighting the grasshopper pest in California with vacuum cleaners. clean-ers. And, strange to say, there seems to be mor.ey In it The man who tries to cross the Atlantic At-lantic in a dirigible balloon or an aeroplane Is pretty sure to aucoeed In crossing the Sty. A scientist warns ns that If women do not behave the race Is In danger of decay. Just like a mere man to lay the blame on the women. Somebody asks a western editor how to slop shoes from squeaking. It's none of our business, of course, but one way Is to take them off. Grand Circuit trotting races are being be-ing held this year as usual, notwithstanding notwith-standing -the fact that trotting races ere hardly ever accompanied by fatalities. fatal-ities. Concerning universal criticism ol rata who desert a sinking ship, II seems that ordinary justice to the ratB will give them credit for knowing when the ship Is sinking. |