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By Alfred Andriola a hi m ' I COMPARE WANT yDU TO IT WITH THE TWO SPECIMENS WE PICKED UP I AT THE SCENE OF STACK THy GOOD- ARE. LT. MATCHES PRAKE- - i S JO - X m qbt IF THIS ONE ONE OF THOS- E- IT COULD TIGHTEN OUR CASE ) ON IT RIGHT wWAY AGAINST NICK DOMINO By Al Vermeer PRICILLA'S POP 1 ' THAT WA6 THE LAST VEAR I PLAVEP FULLEAO.'y AH. VES Y IT WAS A I TOUGH I SEASON, BUT ( AS RECALL, I GOT HURT STILL ANAMAGEP TO GO ON AMP WIN AW DTYTTHAI CTTCP I I r 7 I - , All of us love potatoes, but the Irish eat more of them than any other people. They consume more than 300 pounds of potatoes per person per year! jj Tell Me Why" book. (Win a Hundreds of questions answered. Illustrated. Send your riddles, jokes to "RIDDLES, JOKES, TELL ME WHY," care of this newspaper. Include By Cordon Bess REDEYE ear tmat we BOY LAST NI0HT FAST A0RKi MOW'P you HIM ? FIMD By Heimdchl & Stoffel This Day In History By United Press International Today is Sunday, April 6, the 97th day with 2H9 to follow. Today is Easter Sunday. The moon is moving toward its last of 1980 A pe6.pin3 tom QZPORllQ VOU zip code. CURSES. THE EYE. 3. A bottle. DID YOU KNOW? F LOOK ME IN J J REPORT BUGS 1 l fLM oo i IA WEATHER J By Dick Cavalii GRANPPA, WE KX1NC VOUR OLP HIGH SCHOOL SWEATER IN THE ATTIC T Y I POUT W0M, 5 J - Page 53 I NEVER TRUeT- FUN TIME The Riddle Box 1. What has a head but no hair? 2. What has a bank but doesn't have a cent? 3. What has a mouth but never eats? ANSWERS By Ernie Bushmiller 7 VOL'R VYINTHROP n. By OKAV.T .nNW, KNCTi Bu-nyo- SHORT RI3S 7 CLAUDIA'S KBVSX. SEEN CK 4 STASE before: WHAT WOULD VOJ LIKE- HER TO DC? 7 C4- - rteiV i TO T.E MER TAIL IN A Utah- Lawrence By A. LEOKL'M Paul Bunan is a legendary hero of American folklore. There is probably no other figure in America about whom so many wonderful and fantastic tales have been told, and who is supposed to have done so many remarkable things. There was a real man called Paul who lived in the early 1800s and who was a French-CanadiaHe operated a lumber camp, and the people who worked for him told marvelous tales of his bravery and strength. The American lumberjacks adopted him as a sort of hero who symbolized their own hearty and exciting life. In their tales, they had him cross the border into the United States, changes his name to Bunyan, invent logging and start a life of great adventures and deeds. By 1860, Paul Bunyan had become a legendary American hero. All the stories about Paul Bunyan have an element of exaggeration about them, but they are full of delightful imagination. Paul's voice was like a clap of thunder, and he could carry 20 grindstones weighing a ton apiece. By swinging his axe around him in a circle, he cut down all the trees within reach. Paul's chief helper was an enormous blue ox named Babe. Paul and Babe together changed the map of the United States. Paul made the Great Lakes as reservoirs tor Babe's drinking water. Kansas is flat because Paul hitched Babe to it and turned it over to make good corn land. When Babe lay down and rolled. Lake Superior was formed. For many years these stories were only spread orally. In 1914, some of them were published. (Win four 'Tell Me Why" books, 1,500 questions answered. Illustrated. Send your questions, name, age and address to "TFLL ME WHY," in care of this newspaper. Include zip code. In case of duplicate questions the author will decide the winner. ) SUITABLE cm Pi ovvrwT INO ONE KNOWS A k By Crooks eOH. Interesting People... P. Bunyan with Major Hoople WELL IF IT ISNT MY WWW CAPTAJH EASY Why THE HERALD. Provo. 1980. vicrmoptm. quarter. The morning star is Mercury. The evening stars are Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn. Those born on this date are under the sign of Aries. American magician Harry Houdini PLAY was born April By Saunders & Ernst MARY WORTH I fW I -- k. N. HAVE VACANT A 5MALL APARTMENT SOON! PERHAPS mpy WANT TO GC ) VOUR X'LL TRY TO FIND STUDIO SPACE AWA.Y TO WORK. IWMEDIATELY j ' FROrA THE APARTMEMT COMPLEX- - ; V NEIGHBORS! yfflf 6, 1874. date in history: Joseph Smith organized the Church of the Latter Day Saints, more familiarly known as the Mormon Church, in Fayette, N.Y. In 1909 Robert Perry became the first civilized man to reach the North On this In 1830. Pole. federal troops and National Guardsmen were ordered out for riot Deduty in Chicago Washington and troit as rioting and looting continued in protest over the assassination of Martin Luther King. In 1975, Nationalist Chinese leader k died at the age of 87. Chiang STEVE ROPER & MIKE NOMAD In 1968, ALLEY By Dave Graue OOP THESE ARE THE GUEST HUTS, ALLEY OOP.' VOU AND THE f SLEEP WELL! SERGEANT WILL SPEND THE THANKS, WILFIK! S'NIGHT.' AlJ f V "? Kai-she- A thought for the American day: . ,joy pollv' come oni OPN UP UNLESS fHE TRUSTS M ! 7 IMOT GONNA ( M - - , - tj Kj L' ( T pk 'tH3 r l ll. rwnii Bv ins. f nomap charm J AN 'MAYBE 0UT ? Saunders www athep WELLFINP ty Overgurd w rnnvur "X7 enpup with mo'JX2 BEHIND & THIN6 POINTIN6 AT AT LlKB ! wu AfiUN ! 1 First President George Washington said. "To be prepared for war is one of the most effectual means of preserving peace." The World Almanac I OOP, I THINK WE GOT US A LITTLE NOT PROBLEM ( REALLY... HERE.' V ...IF IT RAINS, AT LEAST 1 OUR HEADS' LL STAY DRY! -S'NIGHT, SARGE .' . j I rffJ " 1. Because most of Canada is located at latitudes higher than 45 degrees, the summer temperature rarely goes above 80 degrees F. True or False Canada has (a) 15 (b) 10 (c) five provinces 3. Which of Canada's provinces has oil? (a) Newfoundland ib Manitoba (c) Alberta 2. " ANSWERS acq? soaatfap out aAoqe ipeaj ueo ajnjBjodmaj aqj 'asBj i THE BORN LOSER w ome- - By Art Sansom y |