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Show Sports . Page Eighteen Openings 1988 OPINION As a campus representative you'll be responsible for placing advertising materials on bulletin boards and working on marketing programs for clients such as American Express, Boston University, Eurall, and various movie compaies, work, choose among others. Part-tim- e you own hours. No sales. Many of our reps stay with us long after graduation. If and you are a bit of an entrepreneur, call or write for more information to: self-motivat- ed, hard-workin- g, i AMERICAN PASSAGE NETWORK 4 I y i i W.Howard Street Chicago, IL 60648 or 6211 (312)647-686- 0 ' I j Dirk Facer Chicago Dallas Los Angeles New York Improve rivalries Famis What makes a good rivalry great? Some will argue it's the coaches, oth- ers will say it's the players. But a real expert knows it's the fans who make or break rivalaries in sports. T"Here at the U. things are no different Supporters of Utah athletics have earned a reputation as being the Beehive state's most enlightened and knowledgeable sports fans. This is despite their yearly dream of a Holiday Bowl invitation, a Final Four appearance, and even thoughts of a winning baseball team for the Utes. Since the reality of competition often leaves Ute fans a bit disillu-sione- d by the end of each year, it is important for Utah supporters to excel in other areas. , well-deserv- ed Since most Utah boosters are as loyal as a fine dog, this task comes with the territory. Therefore those of us who support the "red rage" have become experts in the techniques of grandstand terrorism. No, we are not concerning ourselves with killing innocent bystanders or even spray painting peace signs on the bleachers. The subject of our concern is the annual battle of supremacy with our neighbors to the south, the pathetic "zoo-bies- ." Grandstand terrorism involves the art of clever verbal exchanges and endless rmhd games. Although the "zoo-bie- " appears to be a seemingly defenseless target of such activity, it should be noted for the record that Cougar lovers are much smarter than people give them credit for. After all, there are millions of them. Prior to the this year's edition of the Ute fans annual batde with the enemy, I suggest that we first do our homework. A typical "zoo-bie- " is generally loaded -- with BYU apparel, no doubt keeping someone in Provo very wealthy. A g BYU baseball hat and seat cushion are a must So is wearing a with such irritating slogans as "Edwards Air" or "1984 National Champions" adorning them. to a is to Another key spotting look for a pack of screaming kids. This enemy likes to travel in large groups. Now that we can properly identify a "zoo-biewe can now concentrate on game day operations. An honorable Utah fan will arrive at the game with a smirk on his face. Before kick-of-f it is important to menthat you enjoy tion to a loyal "zoo-bie-" the friskiness of the women at BYU. Another good way to start the hostility " early is to show the any tatoos offer them a drink that you may have or of your doctorejd beverage. During the game, never let up in your appreciation for the Utes. The way the recent trend with the Cougars has gone, the team can use all the help they can get. Although it should be noted that Utah leads this gridiron If you're real desperate series you can always baffle the "zoo-bie- " with that statistic. In grandstand warfare the winner is generally the same as the team that excels on the field. But just in case BYU wins on another fluke at Rice Stadium on Nov.19., be ready to defend the Utes with a bevy of verbal remarks, mind games and threats to the existence of "Cosmo." If that doesn't work just go home and get ready for next year. That's when the battle moves to Provo. Theres always next season and that's what makes a : "' S good rivalry- -a great one. form-fittin- t-s- " "zoo-bie- " ," "zoo-bie- - 39-20-- 4. 1, i VsW. vV a 'A i i 1 r. " X t r' Waitin 2 for a student loan can be a pain .. J ) J. , J I ales unless you let process your GSL application at First Interstate Bank. Randie'p'B Randie is committed to processing Guaranteed Student Loans faster than any other GSL lender. She even hand-carriapplications to the Loan Servicing Corporation so there won't be any slip-up- s. For super fast time, come to First Interstate Bank of Utah. Pick up a GSL application at any First Interstate branch near your school . Or Randie Bales will mail one to you if you call her at " es turn-arou- y, h Jr. . nd 801-350-72- 60. First Interstate IBank Member FDIC Milo of Crotona by Pierre Equal Opportunity Lender Puget.The Louvre. Pans. k |
