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Show Sons of Money Kings Seldom Money Makers "Nature Itself Is socialistic," declared de-clared Michael Iievlln. "It would not take lope; for a few fatuities to comer all the money In the world, were It not for the fact that, as a rule, the fops of money makers are not money I keepers. ; "I do not exu'g'erute when I say thct most of the second and third ttenerR-tion ttenerR-tion are like a young; contractor I know, who bad Inherited the business from bis father. One day be hired a youn- engineer arid put him to wort on a deslgm. I " 'May I use calculus n solving; thU i problem?' asked the youth. I "'Certainly, nse ar.ythln; you want I to,' said rhe Ignorant, but kindly em- plover, 'and If we haven't enough In I stock I'll send out and buy you some." " I .OS Angeles Times. l The Shiftless Policy I Prs-ref.-.ry Wllbr.r, at a Wariilncf.on I dinner r'r'V. compla it ed hb-nir ths-: ths-: l.-uli of aj'proprirtlot.s. which prevent I. tin from k-- t'i iir tl.e navy at full strel'.sth. ". si.l'il.ss jMiiiey In :.opropri:i!ir. : ivoney." le said. "N as ut.s:.:!.-f.irtory as a sl.idless p,,liey In iif'y 'v,t a'-I a'-I fair. It rei-.Inds me of a iir story. -'I've only pot two clean pairs of j S...I -..' a loan cot:. pi. r:,.-,; (.;.,, i:i.r:i-lng i:i.r:i-lng 'and th.'y'x, Is-th g-ot l-.ol.-s ii I th.-m.' "Ills wife examined :.e ,s-k-. Th.'n she said : " Tut on bo-h pairs, dear. The holes art" in d :T.-rn: places.'" |