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Show Bowl Madness Hits Country After This WeeVsTilts By Oscar Fraley NEW YORK. Nov. 80 (UP) just In case you hadnt noticed, there are a hot handful of plain, ordinary football games this week end and after that the bowls are going1 to fly feete-than thay-ela' when tha honeymoon's over. The dlehards wind it up with Notre Dame yawning to the close of another undefeated season by bopping SMU; Maryland riding over Miami; Alabama putting Auburn Au-burn Into a slow burn; South Carolina Caro-lina wrecking the Citadel, and Hardin Simmons polishing off Trinity of Texas-Then Texas-Then we are In for real trouble. For this bowl situation is retting mora out of hand than two birds In the bush. And all it la going to prove Is that California, with eight of these postseason ruble rushes, Is the bowl-holdingest state In the nation. Florida need one more to get even, and Texaa "only" has six. 1 States All In all, there are 1 states. Hawaii and Mexico out to prove that In 100 years wa have figured out a way to make tha ' gold rush easier than It was back in the days when women wore do thee. All you have to do to figure out why we are one of the health- lest nations Is skim over the names of soma of these gridiron grab bags. We like to eat Ih the food department, for Instance, In-stance, there are bowl games with such delicatessen flavors aa sugar, junior sugar (probably lump sugar), grape, orange, pear, peach, potato, pel (which la a turnip doing a hula), flah, raisin, pineapple, tangerine and salt Aa result, there naturally la a salad bowL And, In ease you're worried, there's a refrigerator bowL Cigars, To Topping them off, probably to eas your mental - Indigestion, there la a cigar bowl for those who like after-dinner stogies, and a burlsy bowl for the pipe smokers. Tha roes bowl being tha grand-pappy grand-pappy of them all, heads the horticultural horti-cultural section, but there also Is a little rose bowl, a Texas rose, oleander, axalea, camelia and lily bowl. There is no pansy bowl. lush eager ergaaiaatiane a -the-l Elks, Moose, K. of C, Klwanls, Rotary and the Brooklyn Dodger Fan club arc missing a great bet The Bhriners are in there pitching with four bowl games, three In California and one in Honolulu. They don't have the fraternal field to themselves, however. There Is a variety club bowl In North Carolina, a Lions bowl In Mississippi Missis-sippi and a Pythian bowl. AB Kinds You can toss one of thess pigskin pig-skin parties on the slightest provocation. provo-cation. For Instance, there are cotton bowls, glass bowls, paper bowls, silver bowls and gold dust bowls. The industrialists probably prob-ably hav slipped up, but you'd think there'd be a plastic bowl somewhere in this day and age. Copper bowls are pretty, too, but they also are out of stock. |