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Show NOTHING SERIOUS y Dcm Valentin This is the time of the year when the nation's sportswriters sit down, take oft their shoes, and select various ail-American football foot-ball teams. . There is no earthly reason why we should forego the pleasure of selecting an all-American all-American . team just because we have to pay" to get Into football games. So, here we present our annual ail-American ail-American squad for 1949: Left ead Bepablicea officeholders in Wasalagtoa, . (Nowadays they're ending up with what's left) Left tackle Jadge Medina In New York. I . (By convicting 11 Communists, he made the biggest left tackle In history.) ... . ; Left gosrd Sea. Karl Maadt (at, 8. D.). . ' ; (As head of the un-American congressional committ. Sen. Muitdt has been guarding the conatry against the left) - . Center Gr. J. Bracken Lee. '' . - (He's been in the middle of things at ths eapltol for the past year.) Sight gaara Alrta Severeos, warden at the Utah state riryou want to run a prison right a warden must have the right guard at theright place at the right time.) Right tackle Iaaak Walton. (If you want to be a good fisherman, you must have the right tackle.) . Right end Hollywood movie producer. (No matter what happens In a movie, it has to have the right and.) - (euarterbaek Any Nevada slot nuchiae. , (Try and get your quarter back.) Left half Year ThankigirtBg tnrkey. (Remember how hard it was to eat the half that was leftf) Right half Teur wife, (lint she slways the half of the family that's right?) . ' Fallbacks Gea. Harry Vaughn. (The general has one of the fullest backs we've ever seen.) A Vary P Answer David McBride, 554-Sth ava., says he will iwear on a stack of Bibles that this conversation took place recently on a Sugar House bus. An excited passenger had to wait a long time at a Sugar House bus stop before the vehicle finally arrived. The passenger, mildly mad, asked the driver: Ts lais has en . gaar The Was driver dldat even bat as eye as ha saswered. "Ne, Busses, this s Is all paid for." Well, David said H happened, a dont Ham met 1 A (-Ungual Want-As! Inker It's a good thing Mary Matt Tribune-Telegram want-ad taker can speak French. If she couldn't s local Frenchman would still have his carriage. The ether day the pheas rang, aad an ezdted voice ea the ether and of the 11a asked: "JM aa careeee, asadaaaatseUe, This sounded just like so much French to Mary. But it so happens that Mary lived in Franca after the war with her G I husband. She caa speak French. She knew that the man had said: "I have a carriage for sale, miss, rd like to run aa ad." - So she wrote out the ad in English,1 of course. The carriage was sold the next day. - |