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Show II FLASHES I Of Life BUFFALO. N. T., Jan. 28 W On the request of the health commit-aloner. commit-aloner. Chief Clerk Klaalnr; Taboo George Reibold In City C'mirt poited a aign Because of Flu reading. "Do not kiss." In the city court. "We are (rolng to try." laid Reibold Rei-bold hopefully, "to prevent any kissing kiss-ing around here during civil wedding ceremonies." Court attaches said they thought It would be nice if brides and grooms shook hands. It's all omaccount of the flu. e e GOAT GETTER FREMONT, Ohio, Jan. 28 (JPiA truck driver backed his trailer up to the police station and unloaded a wasn't his goat, he explained to Police Chief Herman Schneider. He was merely drlvfng from Erie, Pa., to Detroit with a load which contained no goats whatever when he started out. "I have no use for goats," he told Chief Schneider, "and I can't figure out how this hitch hiker got aboard." Schneider jailed the animal. LOS ANGELES. Jan. 2 ll Fred Meintz, 54, night school student, was hailed into police Toper Was court for drunk- Student of enness. Liquidation "You mean to say you got drunk In the classroom?" inquired Judge Leroy Dawson. "That's right, your honor." "What kind of a school do you attend?" at-tend?" "Bartenders' school," said Meintz. His fine was $10. e GERMS THWART "AIDA FORT WORTH, Texas, Jan. 28 UP Society turned out for a performance perform-ance of "Aida" in the new municipal munici-pal auditorium. Came curtain time and Mario Gallo, embarrassed manager man-ager of the San Carlo Opera company, com-pany, appeared on the stage. There would be no "Aida," he explained. The prima donna, Bianca Saroya, had laryngitis. OKLAHOMA CITY. Jan. 28 UPl Mrs. K. A. Hardy is Justly proud of her ability as a Thief Prefer cook. A burglar Pumpkin Pie r a n a eked the To Valuable Hardy home. Numerous valuables valua-bles lying around were left untouched. un-touched. The only thing missing was pumpkin pie, freshly baked by Mrs. Hardy. e DO! RLE ENTENDRE MADISON. Wis.. Jan. 28 Assemblyman As-semblyman Elmer Genzmer, a Democrat, Dem-ocrat, told his colleagues in the Wisconsin Wis-consin legislature he thought resolutions resolu-tions memorializing congress cost more than they were worth. He gave his views after introducing introduc-ing a resolution memorializing congress con-gress to ask the Wisconsin legislature legisla-ture to mind its own business. The measure' was referred to committee in the usual manner. ... OMAHA, Neb.. Jan. 28 Clinton Bader, 59. was annoyed when the Judge imposed a Burglar Grta ' one-year sentence DouM Doa on him. It wasn't Far Hi III longh enough, he complained, to cur him of liquor and burglary habits. The Judge reconsidered, re-considered, made It two years. |