Salt Lake Telegram | 1904-12-05 | Page 4 | Here's a Strip of Laughs to Make Your Life Merrier

HERE'S A STRIP OF : LAUGHS TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MERRIER. ELIRTATIOIJ-S TO THE LAST. "It Is bad enough to have him executed," execu-ted," sobbed Mrs. Gobbler. "But oh. did you see what he did a whole minute after his head was off?" "No," replied Mrs. Turk, sympathetically. sympatheti-cally. "What?" "He winked his eye at that hussy. Miss Guinea lien!" Pack. TOOK HIS WORD. "Yes." said the tall tramp, "I told dat lady In de wayside cottage dat I wa once a Senator. She actually believed It." "Great hobos!" exclaimed his chum of the ties. "In whst way do you resemble a Senator?" "Oh. I told her two or three after-dinner stories. Dey were so stale she suld 1 must be a Senator." Chicago News. THE WHOLE THING. Doctor Price-Price (diplomatically) I don't know whether I sent you a statement state-ment of what er you owe me. i Mr. Knox Neither do I. Doctor Price-Price Ah. Vou didn't get It. then? I guess I didn't send you a statement. Mr. Kflox Oh, yes. but It looked more like a statement of what you think 1 possess. pos-sess. Catholic Standard. FORGOT TO NOTICE IT. Girl With the Gibson Girl Neck How did you enjoy the matinee? Girl With the Ju!ia Marlowe Dimple-Splendidly. Dimple-Splendidly. I was with a box party. Oh, while I think of it, what was the play? Chicago Tribune. NEWTONIANA. T Newton had Just discovered what made the apple falL "But," they protested, "do you know what makes the hints drop at thlstime of the year?" ' And with the almanac he laboriously counted up to December 25. New York Sun. FOLLOWERS. "Why do they speak of men as "following "follow-ing the races?' " "I suppose," answered young Mrs. Tur-klns. Tur-klns. "It Is because It Is so hard for anybody any-body to get ahead of them." Washington . . .