Show 1 the thetas Gas GasI I By J. J H. H M M. WILD MEN YOU HAVE MET I i i I Now low well we'll be easy eay Well We'll let this gink ot off soft by helping him to his feet Ceet after I j the referee has waved aved off oce thirty eight j I I counts count t I Now dont don't argue W Weve We've v heard you OU OUI hiss a few Cew mouthfuls of ot tabasco tabuco utterances utterances utter utter- ances ance every ery so 80 often onen on the coming occa occa- I sion Ion Real sweet like trills they were too Like a a. bU bulldog humming at a a. broom ped ped- I And what you'd like to do to the w WAS IS nice and gentle too like what a meat-eating meat pike who's been finning finning tinI fin tin ning In vegetarian water would do to an angleworm that's that been living well And I we dont don't chalk anything against you OU Anthony Anthon weve we've got you ou bent beat to It on onI what you OU said Mid and what you'd do Its It's that Hut soft egg who got the halt sign I from Crom the traffic cop to let the traffic sway way the other direction also the boob pedestrian You know the luke has awfully awfully aw aw- aw- aw full fully nervous pedals and when the star gentleman gives KI the proceed flash nash this mutt throws her Into and wades I right through regardless or us poor hoofing hoofing hoof hool- ing simps limps and takes for Cor granted tho the cops cop's go signal as a privilege e or permit to run over anybody In the wa way WOW OW f A friend of the editors editor's remonstrated I Ithe the other day tIn day because The Telegram mentions s Sid Theobald so much Haven't a n nhe I you any o other advertisers d that h like publicity publicity pub pub- he asked askell me Yes we have hac but they wont won't tell me mc anything about It U. Now No Sid cornea comes up to the office every week with his stuff all typewritten and he sits site around Saturday nights till every last speck has gone to press This Is as asI some contrast to the attitude of oC other ad ad- Wt We beg everybody dealers I ad-I I motorists and all to contribute to this column and the on only I answer weve we've had hadI I yet Is 18 from Sid Theobald I I Not long ago Sales Manager Ollie Goodwin of ot the Smith Alkire-Smith company I II was about to tie the to a a. j I 1 I lous workman who has been frequently warned to men mend his ways as This man got sot goton goton I on a fine tine Jazz the other day and thinkIng thinking think think- I Ing his services were so valuable that the j I good natured Ollie would plead with him to stay decided to throw a scare into I I the sales manager lIe He approached 1 and started to sa say I am going to quit quit quit- No youre you're not shouted Ollie Y ure fired Tho mechanic became Instantaneously instantaneously I sobered and without pausing I he said As I was saying I am going going to quit smoking quit smoking cigarettes Ohio has I given the man another trial I I Sales Rales Manager Hap Hup Goodwin is Is In j receipt of a A. letter from Rvan Ryan I I captain of oC the Salt Lake baseball team 1 Buddy Ruddy recently made tho the trip from h here hereto hereto re to Denver accompanied by Mrs Ryan I In ill the SlOW MOW flivver purchased by the popular popular popular pop pop- ular ball baU player from the company We Ve passed everything c on tho the road on the way to Denver sa says Buddy Hap lisp Goodwin Is as one of oC those daring Him rod 8 who Is not satisfied to hunt ducks on a u club preserve Hap lisp says he l likes to go out In the wilds and get the tho ducks where they have oW a chance cde 7 for their thear lives live That II Is he was of oC that lon ion until last week lie He has changed The smiling sales manager of oC the tho Alkire Smith company took a party of friends a a hundred r miles e up Bear river early I in the week and dl he wasn't v so enthusiastic Ih S rc about the wilds when he stood around in fn mud up to his hips all aU da day without getting enough game to feed a baby After ACter the party had finished the hard days day's work a farmer mer hove hoye in sight and told them th they y were we trespassing on his ground Tho The farmer a assessed ed each of oC the party 50 60 cent cents How lIow is It I never hear you boast boost about the groat great number of sales you make ask asked d a n friend of oC II I p I Federspiel distributor distributor distributor dis dis- of ot the Cole eight the other da day I Oh h smiled Ie t the affable a high pr power I Ithe i 1 believe II In selling II Coles and d letting I the customers blow the horn And I when you stop to think thin Is pretty i good gool philosophy S S. S L. L Mills lII secretary of or the Lincoln Garage corporation has gone tp American Amer Amen lean ican I Lake ike As Quinby Stewart president president president dent of oC the Lincoln garage expressed it Mills passed a per cent examination as a trench digger for Cor Uncle Sam When you ou can change the appearance of ot aFord so that the force of oC Salt falt Lake can overlook It you are aro entitled emitted to be bo called an nn m expert camou- camou At any rate that's the view taken by W W. I. I and Ralph proprietors of ot the Imperial Motor Motor Mo Mo- o- o tor company Last Monday they missed misled their little butterfly Joad roadster ter demonstrator demonstrator demonstrator demon demon- which had been stolen from In front of ot a well known hotel by a bunch of oC Joy riders They turned in the number number number num num- ber of oC the machine to the police department department department depart depart- ment and unthinkingly stated that it was a Ford roadster After Arter the toy JOY riders had driven the car a hundred miles they left It near the police station where it was passed time and again by the tho members of or the department who never recognized it as a Ford himself finally found the car while on his way to work worl a day or two n ago o. o T. T II 11 Walker Valker manager of ot the retail branch of ot the Simons Sales company Detroit Detroit De De- De- De troit and eastern Michigan distributors distributor of ot Overland Willys-Overland and Knight Willys-Knight t cars reports that the month of ot October was more successful in an point of oC sales than was anticipated A large number o of oC Overland cars were disposed of ot durin during g that month and the sales force Corce o oo twenty five men men the largest larlest retail automobile automobile automobile auto auto- mobile selling force In Detroit Is very enthusiastic over o prospects for the coming com com- ing month I I 1 D. D recently appointed one of ot the assistant sales managers of the United States Motor 1 Truck company has been assigned to Ohio Indiana and West Vest Virginia territory Mr 11 Is one of the several assistant sales managers managers managers man man- agers appointed each to take charge of sales in prescribed districts I |