Show rOL r TS IVOR E. E JOLTS DOAM g it I Vore 4 re tired of seeing e photographs of Tri Tris s and T Tyrus irus Cobb J With bats in hand a smashing at the ball c ic e bored at lam lamping ping copperplates of or golf sharks on the job lob K I- I Their poses are as old as Caesars Caesar's Gaul sick of seeing Oliphant and other football champs With their eyebrows and tootsies on a par l' l theres there's one thing that will C never offend our gleaming lamps lamps lamps- The of imps RAThe IThe pictures a woman s swimming star I id n pie or the beaning of vivifies memory of ofIn y In the early Nineteen Hunnes Hun Hun- nes Morley then manager of the des eles baseball club had signed for the coming season ing references to the approach- approach t of the famous Rube in an form adorned the country side v ro ree i the sea season ion opened Morley club lub to practice against a fait east pine As 5 first baseman Morley lorley ed cd Frank Decker r lamous famous with n Ithe the pitchers who worked out h he amateurs was Waddell A Bob hem over for the rah rah tali boys Itz's us prize shoots caught Wad Wad- ad the temple and dropped si sit ax or so of ot gigantic Rube r Morley contracted everything fit It He dashed the fallen a a. most copious bucket oi of To Ie threw the pail at the thc fright fright- who had banned his Nib when he finally came to to wang was wa ng up the chap who had I tn The Rube never lIe was water I sudden udden light seemed to dawn I I tube lube He reached beneath his ng blue jersey and drew forth l pie which had preserved contour tl-contour despite Rubes tubes re- re lUes on the mound Rube late and calmly began munch- munch I manager had a death i wung Bing ung accusing ng in cahoots with Oakland of the thc Los Angeles consumed the entire pie and andt t mouthful his strength seem seem- Manager Morley gazed 1 en tI and the furrows of ot his blended Wended into a broad he foe pie had saved sa-ed the da day at ew pitcher was in installed aped by and promptly ripped a fast i r jik pk Deckers Decker's ulna bone the med down to first base declarKe It hc Ke to kill gall a a. few of these rain- rain ers ers ers' l was hit early in the game nex next L I Los o s Angeles lost His first firs an anes es es ea easy assists Decker Decke shortly retired from rood od and n not t long after died Ecker isa a-isa pis i a lucky JUck gink a n Ul snap std sit around take a nap 1 ger gei of some boxing dub dubo o on his desk all day day 4 ball player stops owls about his pay es his asses out his page crows dough before 1 to 10 a a. ed ed ls a lucky cussotto cuss otto oct alibi football team or baseball club l nough lough to lo die gg entered the six-day six bilat bl bl- tat lat New York We may now bulletins like this Eggs are aree e the e tenth lap s sir ig ir league would give ticket Chance hance tl to cop the dough h t J i ir r ll I at world series time Another Another advantage antage w would be that a few of the ball ballplayers ballplayers ballplayers I players who think they ought to manage big league teams would get a chance I In days dars of old when Yale was bold And Harvard piled up scores abnormal They didn't squirm at every turn And call their puny teams informal When they were beat they met defeat With measures calm I and calculating Next t year they said I well knock em I dead Our exploits will be worth relating I 1 But Yale today and Harvard Harvard say sav They play the game with rule rute and reason But when they're licked their rep aint I nicked Informal teams dont don't count tI this s season s Bob Tennant says Ince there was a I duck hunter who went out and shot one duck Then he came back and told his friends S he he had a shot one duc duck le ShO ne S Several Several jr eral thousand fair to punk lightweights lightweights light light- t- t 1 weights will be tickled when Benny Leonard Leonard Leonard Leon- Leon ard de- de devotes otes all his time to teaching boxing box box- ing to the SOldie soldiers s s Kid ld BIme Bromeo Is ls delving into the i stuff W- W The other day In ln a cafe he I said ald If parsnips tasted like chocolate 1 I cake they would be a tot lot more popular I I Chief of f Police White says a lot tot of Salt Sal I Lake p people ople act upon the delusion that I a a door or a window can be made safe from being opened by an outsider by beIng be be- Ing left open iAn An Ogden wizard izard has invent invented d dishes that dont don't have to be dried after washing wash wash- ing Th The They are made of sponge Jack Cook says the only reason he has for not wanting Sacramento In the Coast league Is h. that the natives are such great I gum chewers He says some sonic of the fans farns chew gum so hard that when they take I It out for the night It actually stutters |