Show Winchell Lucius Beebe Hospital Case to Refugee Shows Temper p f W. W U. U Ba Bans s Cowardly The Press News-Press of Penn Earle who socked that nazi over there was wasa a good pal of the late Dollfuss when Earle was stationed in Vi Vi- enna Earle wanted to smack somebody for that murder anyhow Our esteemed rival Lee Wood of Roy H Howards Howard's wards ward's Bugle got off a good one the other noon when he sent one of th those se collect cables to Hitler saying God save the king and and God help you Seems that our isolationists are mighty ignorant of history when they claim Geo Washington re refused refused re re- fused to have any foreign alli alli- ances How about Georges George's alliance alli alli- alliance ance with the French in 1776 Storekeeper Bloom I f n g d a 1 Ies Ie's es e's boy Al AI whose allowance is only a month is sinking into a show for Lionel Stan Stan- der Our rival the N. N Y Times is hereby informed that its jotter jotter- downer Sam who got the appendicitis is mending First time Sams Sam's been sick regardless of all the shows h hes he's s 's attended Hear Bear tell Cecil DeMille's little rl I 1 Margaret will soon change changer r famous name in the good old g- g gI custom Ah there large arge One of them refugees from france ranee lost rost his temper over at atthe he the Pierre when a clerk couldn't change a bill bilI fast enough for fort t him So he tore the money into a hundred bits Land sakes alive Ye ed congratulates the chorines chorines cho cho- I rines in Seems that the Theater Authority heard that their show planned entertain entertain- entertaining ing the boys over at Fort Dix and withheld permission saying it was no place for girls The chorines chorines' took a vote on it and won Hurray Hurray Hur Hur- ray for them If H ye ed were requested to suggest suggest sug sug- gest who should get the Pulitzer prize for pub public c service it would certainly g go to S. S Boehm of the New York Journal American for his write write ups ups which convicted Kunze and his He got his evidence after being shellacked shellacked shellacked shel shel- lacked by them twice too Some senators appear to have forgotten that we had an election on Nov in which 50 million Americans voted for Willkie Wilkie and FD F D R both of whom indorsed all all- aid hid to Britain The appeasement candidates N. N Thomas and Earl Browder less less- than got votes Vest Western ern Union according to Len P Painter inter of Kansas City re refused refused refused re- re fused to accept a message to a senator in which he used the word cowardly Telegraph folks said new rules rules' made them liable to be sued Since when did it become illegal to call a coward a coward anyhow Mussolini's 1 newspapers and schoolmasters want to eliminate all foreign words from the Italian language They'll put themselves put themselves in a fix i if they outlaw the German help Mrs 1 Herb Peters is is' is issuing suing for separation She complained ined she cant can't take take his his continual h haranguing haran haran- ran guing Hitler's on on Hitler's virtues It must be be to a woman to have havea a rival rival- who cant can't even cook Things that make ye ed maddern maddern maddern mad mad- dern anything Mrs Mike Ko Ko- 49 was 10 days late buying buying buying buy buy- ing her 1 dog license so they put her in jail for four days in St. St Clairsville Ohio She has fo four r boys in the army Copyright 1941 baily Mirror |