Show Walter Winchell ON BB BROADWAY Copyright 1832 1932 by Dally Daily Mirror Inc Irony You Yon say that thai I am not the lass you knew Th gallant madcap who was oh so say say- gaThe ray The maid who vho swore ore she never could be true Who kissed and blithely went her sinful way You Yon mourn that wicked rebel of the past The savage e child who loved but had bad no heart heart- You sl sigh h and say I was too good to last So saying you make snake ready to depart Its It's obvious for you Ive I've lost all aU charm Now for the first time I have seen you yawn You tolerantly smile and pat my annA arm armA armA arm ann A cool fraternal nod nod and and you are gone gonet ironical for Cor you to say youre you're through Since Ive I've reformed to prove my love for you Dorothy a Improperly Seated An team of comedians who were playing at the Palace finally prevailed upon Billy Rose Hose the producer to come to the theater and anti catch their act Be sure to get set a good seat they advised him we both have colds cold today and you'll be able to catch our material better If youre you're down in front Rose Roser came to the matinee and asked the manager manager manager man man- ager for a row front pew Five minutes later he walked out The manager caught him in the lobby and asked why he was leaving I said fald I wanted a good seat declared RoseWell RoseWell RoseWell Rose Well you were down in the first row replied the manager that a good seat No chirped Rose I could hear every word those comics were sa saying ing a Good Investment Anyway Ray Perkins knows a Ii girl girt so ro dumb she the put all aU her money in cent 2 stamps because she had inside Information postage was going to 3 cents 4 No Sense of Direction A drummer in one of the Broadway bands playing play play- playIng Ing an engagement in Jersey City had 1 been left behind by his fellow musicians Suddenly realizing realizing realizing real real- izing he had but five minutes in which to catch a ferryboat he started on the run with all his paraphernalia on his back Reaching the dock he noticed the ferryboat was about 6 C feet out Taking a running start he leaped for the boat and luck being with him made it Haw haw he hawd to a stranger I Just made it rt The the stranger taunted Were Just pulling in S Spanish Folly England Germany and France Worry Vorry over hl high h finance Wasting VastIn all their energies Foolish Foolishly y on things like these The Spaniards hadn't much to do And so their nation grew and grew They quite enjoyed their leisure too And so would L I. and wouldn't you yon Wilfred J. J Funk a a Afterthought A very important chain theater operator was being shown through one of the Hollywood studios according to Frank Britton and being one of the company company's s' s best customers his escorts showed him the court courtesy sy us usually ally accorded to royalty Finally he came to the presidents president's office and the latter was informed by one of his secretaries of the important visitors visitor's presence Being an extremely high-blood high pressure executive and not being In an antoo any too good humor he bellowed I cant can't see him I wont won't see him I If It he insists on seeing me me tell him to go to blazes and to take all nIl his theaters with him And tell him I Isaid said so The secretary walked to the door and was about to take the message out with him when the president yelled But be sure not to antagonize him Oops In these turbulent Wall St. St days I. I Hoffman points out its it's a wise stock that knows its own p par |