Salt Lake Telegram | 1932-06-03 | Page 1 | Flashes

Flashes Gold Recipe Fails Falls L Work In Workhouse Reason Reason for Colds kt KISs Kiss Price Goes Up Up- Up CHICAGO June 3 How i How to manufacture gold on the back stoop is explained b by Professor William D. D Harkins of the University o of Chi Chi- cago eago To the mercur mercury In the back backdoor backdoor backdoor door thermometer add a pinch of electrons In theory its it's fine but alas alu theres there's a catch in it iL In practice practice tice tire the electrons refuse to merge with ith mercury MUST MAKE 1 CABINETS NEW NEWYORK YORK June 3 P What's JP-What's What's Elbow grease in a workhouse workhouse workhouse work work- house After visiting one and finding the occupants twiddling thumbs Magistrate J Jonah Gold Gold- item decided on a policy c of oC no work no cat caL So Charles Mon Mon- cabinet maker who failed railed to fork over the stated sum to his wife must make cabinets while in durance to support her WASHINGTON June 3 Its It's P Its It's crowded civilization not drafts that causes colds n new C w Crowds evidence Indicates Blamed Warned Dr r. r Wils Wilson n G. G Smillie Smil Smil- P tn lie le of Harvard told For r Or Illness about the folks in Spitzbergen up beyond beyond be be- yond the Arctic circle Coal miners there dont don't have colds in the winter though although they walk from hot barracks barracks bar bar- ra racks ks across a glacier The first imp to arrive e in the spring brings an a epidemic o of colds WONT WON'T PAY MORE BUFFALO N. N Y June 3 31 UP- UP The ine price of kisses went vent up DanIel Danel Dan- Dan lel Iel el said and that is what started the tile rumpus Arraigned on ja assault charge he said he vis vis- Led hl his estranged wife wiCe once a Week and gave her 1 for lor a ki kiss s. s nen en she bo boosted the price to 5 ere was a row George ATWATER Minn June 3 4 iP- iP TK re Swenson IS 15 a farmers farmer's son was Pretty tired wh when n V r iu T Youth brou brought ht his sav say ings tags to the bank for tor torp p enn I deposit es There was WM eighty m 4 five pounds of mone money I the sack hc lugged on his back back back- if Annies he had been saving or many years It took a clerk several everal hours to e and wrap them