Salt Lake Telegram | 1932-04-28 | Page 1 | Flashes

1 Flashes j Donkeys to toBe Be Pensioned Sourdough Sentimental Police Wont Won't Get Home Showered With Herring Herring- DALLAS Tex April 28 UP UP- UP Thirty five donl donkeys eys footsore and I worn orn will be pensioned in cit city parks Former For Mayor J. J Waddy Hot Dog TaCe Tafe was elected on a platform which included a plank of or donkeys in the parks for the kiddies The kiddies have worn out the donkeys donke's and there is no money for replacements replacement I Remembers Sweetheart I OAKLAND Cal April 28 P A tP-A A sourdough has sentiment Robert J JBell J. J Bell Alaskan who died at the age of ot 73 willed his estate to Mrs l I Mar Mary Jane McNeil of Middleboro I Mass She was his childhood sweet sweet- heart beart NEW YORK YORKI April 28 P New V-New New NewYork's Yorks York's policemen wont won't sec see their families this I plus Must I. I t B BC T e week end Sunday J is May day and they in fl Guard h On On common with police of many large cities or of orthe For Riots fh the world will vill be on onard u guard ard against possible red riots Police Commissioner Edward P P. issued sued his annual order last night to all policemen to stay on duty from 4 p. p m. m Saturday till 8 a. a m m. Monday Guards will be stationed at the atthe the homes of public officials prominent prom meat citizens and government build- build Ings lags Federal agents assisted by local police po- po lice will vill inspect packages addressed to prominent people DOESN'T LIKE VT IT IT LOS ANGELES April 28 A JT I A Ahan han tun of herring exploded and Alan Kopelson wants damages His suit asking king 1475 from a grocery store h ets forth that while he was in the store to buy bread the thc herring exploded exploded ex ex- ex the can cracking him in the head splattering him with shreds of herring from head to foot fool Proves Popular MUSKOGEE Okla Okia April 28 P P- P Lucinda Pitman an Indian wanted an automobile in tints of orchid and wistaria to match some cloth she had The motorcar company made it the way she wanted it with a 3 laugh up their sleeve and now have found the color combination so attractive that they arc are making other cars in the tame same color scheme LUFKIN ex April 28 UP UP- UP Uncle Ned Wiseman old year Texas farmer be be- This Tills Looks woks he holds the na- na record for faca fak fa fa- Like ca a k I Thirty Thirty- T hi r t y Record three children have I b been cn n born to him O Of 01 the thirty three thirty three fifteen i teen are arc lIv liv- I wg ing The eldest is 62 and the thc youngest young young- lied rIed est 19 AU All but the youngest are mar mar- 1 have so doggone man many grandchildren grand children and great grandchildren that I 1 can Hell ll half haIr of or them when I meet them in the road he said At the last count there were 61 grandchildren 46 great grandchildren and two great The patriarch has been married twice Both his wives are dead Uncle Ed has been chewing tobacco to to- bacco 75 years and drinking liquor he tie e ea's Lays as a's for tor about 65 Cant Can't Be Beat TOWANDA Pa April 28 Con JP UP Con tr gressman grea man L. L T. T McFadden l Hoover crItic is pretty sure of or reelection in November no matter which way the country goes Besides being i mated ted as a Republican he hc also wo won wonie k the ie Democratic Democrat T c nomination i r- r