Show AND SHE LEFT HIM GUESSING Womans Dlrectipns of Little Help is Traveling Lawyer A New York lawyer was called ceiitly to a hamlet In Derks couJ Pennsylvania In the Interest of large coal corporation and nowhsi 41 telling this story on himself lIe was driving along a country wu nnd feared ho might have lost v Is bearings The village he wanted lu t reach seemed elusive so he baited fa front of a farmhouse to make it I qulrles J Madam ho called out to a broad German woman who stood looking tt t I him from beneath a poke bonnets can you tell me how far It Is to UaJ next village 19 Oh yust a leedle vays came tin response 1 Hut my good woman how far ii l j it Is It two four six or eight miles Thats what 1 want to know 2 Yah I tlnks so t And the Wall street lawyer 4ror on a wiser man I 1 |