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Show 4- j A Lin 2 o' Type or Two ! "Fay ce que vouldras. M 4 f Ey B. L. T. To a Night-Hawk:. WhHe-hot and level, and covered with L'ou'.s. vri Night -Hawk, so clamant and y.vif:, Our r'.s 10 your seeming are white deserts des-erts K'.eiunins". Our s l '1. 1? 1 110 dim car.vona where tali mesas lift. Only you're needing, vour vounjj to be ie-'jiliriLT. The ffnats and mosquitoes that throng in the air; I do not wonder you keep a roof under you Keeping one over ono is an affair. Ti'it tn he serious. Isn't it curtous, Tho' we are neighbors, you babes on my rouf, I know no more of thee than thou dost of mo? Nature is wonderful. This Is the proof. HIRAM V. HEEZE, Tho passing of the 3-6th birthday of Izaak Walton reminds us of the day wo a I most captured a first edition of The Compleat Anglt-r. All that prevented was lack of the three or four thousand dollars dol-lars that Walt Hill wanted for the book. New Yorkers, Who Pronounce It Eel- le-vue, Would Not Get This Wheeze. Sir: Have you noted that Belle vue Place, in Chicago, overlooks the Oak-strcet Oak-strcet bathing beach? C. M. S. The Tyler, in LouisviMe. is rather fussy. Its individual club breakfasts aro "served to one person only." We Must Ask Jane Eddington About This. (From the Cedar Itapids Republican.) When a boiled frosting is too thin and runs from a cake, return the frosting to the fire in a saucepan or an asbestos mat and heat constantly until it thickens. Tiling of bathrooms or kitchens, also bathtubs and sinks, may be treated in the same way. Speaking of lemon-pickers and secondhand second-hand automobiles, tho Minneapolis Journal, Jour-nal, which is nothing if not candid, runs the ad of a second-hand roadster under the heading, "In Memoriam." The Eagle-Eyed C. D. Sir": In these days, when new army trucks are reported housed all winter In the mud and open air adjoining empty concrete storehouses, the census department depart-ment maintains a monopoly of the eagle-eyed eagle-eyed custodians of the plain people. Today To-day the c. d. returns to me the certificate of a year-old infant, curious to know whether the drowning was accidental or whether the infant had broken its golden bowl purposely. We replied that while under the present h. c. of 1. many hereabouts here-abouts are contemplating severing the silver cord binding them to $'23.47 hogs, a baby one year old, with a good breast to lean up against every alternate hour, still regards life as worth living. G. S. B. Oh Thunder! (From the AlbEa Union.). Lightning struck the barn of Mrs. Km ma Clapp Tuesday and tore a hole In the corner of the building. "For sale Astors, gladiollas. and other flowers." Sheboygan Telegram. Why not "flours"? Experimental Rendering of Aristophanes Aristoph-anes ' 1 Aenaoi Nephelai ' ' Chorus, Strophe 1. Clouds ever floating on high, Come and fly through the sky; in the white, dazzling light let us run Up from old Ocean, our father the thunderous. thun-derous. Till when mountain-tops tree-crowned are under us, Bright in the sun, let us Gaze from our height, all the valley exploring, ex-ploring, High o'er vineyards and harvest fields soaring, Rivers and streamlets all happily pouring On their way to the sea loudly roaring, Under the eye of the sky blazing mightily, might-ily, warm, bright. Radiance white of flashing light; Now let ns shake off our mist mantle quivering Down to the earth like a veil all a-shiver-ing; Then lazily float, serene, from sight. RIQUARIUS. "Let's." lets Riq, "sta.rt a Society for the Suppression of Near-Beer. I don't like the stuff, and why should other people peo-ple be allowed to drink what I can get along without?" "MOON'S PLACE." Jno. L. Moon, Mgr. Jno. L. Moon's Wife the Whole Cheese, Opelika, Ala. , Bright Sayings of the Better Halves. Sir: Pleape Include Friend Wife's remark re-mark that the high price of hogs is going go-ing to have a demoralizing effect on national na-tional efficiency. I bit, as usual, end she replied: "Because It will be much harder now for fathers to bring home tho bacon." C. F. M. Personally we can, and do, get along without Sunday golf. There is not much relaxation or entertainment in trailing a dub foursome for four hours. Variation on a Theme by Joo Miller. Sir: Conversation in a Michigan resort re-sort town at the close of the season: "I'd like to look at your toothbrushes, please." "Well, we hain't got none now. We had some this summer, but since the tourists tour-ists havo gono home we sent Vm back." PAN URGE. Consulting Its index files, the Bureau of War Risk Insurance advises us that it has discovered that there are at least forty-eight ways to spell the name Aloysius. To wit: Aloysuis, Alanwishes. A la wishes, Alawisious, Alayislms, Alexshous, Aioy-sius. Aioy-sius. A lions ins, Alivatuis, Alivishes, A II-weshes, II-weshes, Allawishes, A iloises. Alloys! us, AHyslus. Aloisous, Aloisyois, Alousis, Aloyisus, Aloylus, Aloyoious, A lououis, Aloyous. Aloysious. Aloys'sus, Alousius, Alowiash, Alowichcs. Alowise. Alowi-shhous, Alowi-shhous, Aloy in us. Aloyisuis. Aloysiosis, Aloysous, Aloysuis, Aloy sui. sous, Aloysus, Aloys ins. Aloytus, Alozsuis. Alaysias, Alyinus, Alyosious, Alysous. Aloyisius. " (Nof o to composii or: You ought to havo time and a half for that.) Small Town. Stuff. (Cnrr. from M'sa, Arizona.) Mrs. KI:z;iheth Hall ramp- near cxperi-ouring cxperi-ouring a very severe accident the other night. In coming up (enter strppt, nf-ar ln-r home. pho"fpll over a cow that was lying on h sidewalk. If Bossy hadn't hcpn good-natured, and other numerous "ifs" hadn't stood favorably In the way. Mother Hall might havo been seriously hurt. A Double-Lemon Picker. Sir: This will Int roduce my father, who, after finally achieving a cook and agreeing to pay her $12 and carfare, has had the carfare raised on him. C. D. K. If You Lamp Any Let Us Know. (-d in the Philadelphia T.prlpr.) BnUev. Bnnks & Riddle Co. Watch r-s for women of Superior I design and Perfection of Movement. "A Type's Pandemic Next." ra sunlty Review. Look out for the Line germ! It may bito you. L'verv day will bo "Labor Lay" by and |