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Show 1 A Line o' Type or Two 'Lord, what fools these mortals be. t . By B. L. T. Call Up "Styx 23." (Krom the Wisconsin State Journal.) "Madison has changed a lot." snbl Mr. Wood .Saturday, "and I'd nevtr know it. The capitol builiiiin-', is fine.. But I've missed my oM friends I suppose most ol" them havo passed away, and it seems I've not been able to j;et track of them." Ye Stuff. .Sir: "Veo i-ni-nlry" leads tlie sife-n over Yeo Hint's washee. at DemiuK, N. M. Wherein ve olde world is joined with ye olde. English. C P. A. j Caw! Cawl I (From CUaj-shalltown Times-Republican.) I Quarry, Iowa. If the parties who borrowed bor-rowed money last August a year ago to j,-et married with and who bought 100 cigars on credit don't pay thia account 1 will publish their names. J.-W. CROW. : No. The Third. Time. Sir: Did you laugh the first time you heard thai the sign in the Aurora post-oftiee post-oftiee had been ' lianed to read. "Infernal "Infer-nal Revenue Collector, Third Floor"? U. E. Jt. Even then wo found It difficult to smllo, as we had lust paid another installment of our income tax. We observe, too, that tlie notices to senders of undelivered mall, distributed by the Kansas City posloffico, reler to "infernal revenue stamps." The O. F. "Woman Who Doesn't C. II. L. Sir: Far be it from me to be catty, but that person v.honi you're paging the old-fashioned old-fashioned woman who doesn't cross her limbs is silting around everywhere with colton slO' kings on. E. H. Far be It from us 10 be dORmatic, but a cotton stocking looks belter to vis than a tin or sawdust container. prepared for the Worst. (From tho Milwa-ikf e Sent iiif-1.) Th-rt3 ouht to o far more of the; nude in Amt-i i.'.ia art, in Mr. V.'atson's upinion. T;v.'i-y rln.-i in art jiiould Sriudy tin: mule fipruro first, and then they would be prepared pre-pared for nnythit.. Ptomaine? (Krom tho. AVash ii-.pton St.ir.) Th'.' Srl'Uun ml n i.st?r and nf. nrouit-'h, with n sn:y31 larty of friends, du d jti tho Caf; St. M:irks 1a.-t evening bcioru u.:ip to the theater. Wo Remember It Perfectly. It Was a Threc-Ceutcr. Who pruns the l:r.e stint you and I To Kfa.-rt th- Kmo with care indite hnhl'v ;isk it; And thoiifh our Irvl Vest v:o try, Thtf iJir-it of thought vy write ! rops in h:a l-d vet V Who was it that, onrr on a timf IaI's :n; l;-1 tin- (i'i-.-u-tl rath- r ttern W ho v-as t'..' . ii;np That, .tiling iu arc pt my rhynio, )'. 'um the 'M-mi.k lo :'-tur.n. And l. j'l lh-: stump? K. . T. Tlie Village Sport. fKr'.ni lt'- S'-.:h ' id N Idi- ri (.;i:,St'r h v.riun a. hli:h ptv r- d p. -a rl Krr y v ilh ci v - d wli.t' l' Rum Blossom.-. S;-: Tn ', '.' v.lii'l.'V.- of a- fosd ta'.con p-, -,,n I', rr'.n HP', t is d 1 . i . the lh' atrirat ''IU kj'-.' ti irs." M. 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