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Show I Centenarian Must Have Grieved Over Wasted Life It was a great day for the village vil-lage when the oldest inhabitant celebrated his hundredth birthday. And the excitement grew intense when it was learned that a newspaper news-paper reporter had come in search of an interview. After various questions, the answers an-swers to which were prompted by fond and anxious relatives, the press representative asked: "And now, tell me what you would do if you could have your time over again?" There was a long silence while the old man thought. Then he said slowly: "I think I would part my hair in the middle!" |