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Show THE BULLETIN, BINGHAM. UTAH - SADLY PERPLEXED fly Friend And why are you so per-plexe- d, Roxanne? Young Wife Oh, dear, I really can't decide whether I'd rather keep Jack or have a good alimony, you know. THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE J Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Youngj s Rower resides be" tive addition to a herself, net gul has praS The parasol treUis clim vines. Cut the girf or other thin lumV inff or VnvVmt then paint accord tions given on cents. patw General cutout' accompany this pat,er; Enclose 15 cents for desired. Pattern No ,' Name Address fThere Are Twt to Get at Const Yes, and only two and after it happns: enduring those dull, t achy days and then takeanemergencycaft not KEEP regular W.: All-Bra- n? You can, If stipationistheklndm: --due to lack of diet. For g the cause of this t j supplying the "buli' Eat this toasted, cereal regularly cream, or baked Into drink plenty of water, your life isn't a whole erl Made by Kelloggf Creek. If your conditw lc.it Is wise to consults Salt Lake's NEWg Hotel! TEMPLE SQ - SSSSk WHY BE CHEAP? He How would you like to live in a cottage by the sea? She By the sea, yes, but why a cottage? BIG X0P By ED WHEELAN vmm me &s show was cer. - silk' faTi jBSfeSaafr "1 WfiS;' 1 LALA PALOOZA --Hives Can't Stand on Ceremony Any Longer By RUBE GOLDBERG I I THERE ARE THE V HO HUM! I I UR-R-- c! I FEEL COLD ! 1 J I Y NEVER DID ANYTHING I rr?l(VXM P HO TRACKS OC THE CAR, WHY DIDN'T THAT THUG COULD AT JfeljJ T DISHONEST IN WY LIFE - V yJA u ' AFTfR MISTER VINCENT" I X I BRING LEAST HAVE! LEFT t Jv I BUT, AS SHAKESPEARE J XiJ VTIu- - hrw RECOGNIZE THE -- 7 ALONG v MY NECKTIE SAID, "WHEN NECESSITY S1M HE V BAp-TAG-E nA SAME RESULT "Why do you call him a highway-man? He's a gentleman and has never held anybody up." "What! Hasn't he ever borrowed from you?" . HOUSEHOLD i QUESTIONS i . . Add a few salted pti chocolate sauce yousei cream or sherbets. A reader suggests p tie blue or green veg ing in the goldfish water a more re: of the deep. Browned pears md garnishes for veal or Allow half a pear to Dip each pear into floui it in a little fat in a Sprinkle with salt, j cinnamon. www Japanned articles si be washed in hot watt pan is likely to was lukewarm water and Iron rust may be re white material with s; Cold air drops ar.i The compartment of tii tor under the ice c therefore, always the of the refrigerator. i Did you know that the pan of the seal; weigh out sticky sub: you won't leave half the pan when you pa bowls? S'MATTER POP Oops! Some Etiquette Bmted By C. M. PAYNE AS A SIDE ISSUE gf "No woman can rule me! I be-lie-in treating her as was done in the beginning." "How was that?" "As a side issue." MESCAL IKE Br s.l.huntley It Looks Like the Jackpot whooieT v I DAD GUM IP WnBOV STORE t ' ) I another rTHT t v r y Vj f j HIS BARK, TOO? "I see you're admiring my dog. lie was born on the ocean." "Then that accounts for his wavy hair. POP Easy to Get At By J. MILLAR WATT ' Xb? The Bdl Syndicate, Inc. WNU Service There Is a J Truly there is a tif fairs of men; but therj stream setting forevej GETTING YOUR GOAT rection. Lowell. J T, yot?ngS7Dad,howdoesamanset Dad Usually by butting in. HIS GOOD TURN "It is the duty of everyone to make at least one person happy dur-ing the week," said a Sunday school teacher. "Have you done so, Fred-dy?" "Yes," said Freddy, promptly. "That's right. What did you do?" "I went to see my aunt and she was happy when I went home." Crust Father When I was a little boy, I always ate the crusts. Wiilie-r-Di- d you like them? Father Of course I did! Willie Then you can have mine. LOTS OF 'EM '?ef abuS?!fraudandafakir!" humbug!" THE SPORTING THING fpp "Ocick, Alike, call a doctor, McSniU-- b U havin' one of his dizzy spells." LOST BALL By gluyas Williams I Syndicaii, Inc. fBell tb BtlSHESjj rtb4 US6WfWW0 HSIfAHPffsXI Pf"', SUV LOOK KVimtS mcrHE1h)KXS1rir mSiOH cheir soK opa'Th'e a&rvs tu UmSCH,HOWEVER. COME MCSf WS'STENf. A?, HE rEl Hot Water Man "I make a living keeping people from getting in hot water." "Oh, an attorney, eh?" "No, an apartment janitor." Doesn't Bite 'Scuse me, lady, could you give a poor fellow a bite?" "I don't bite myself; I'll caU die dog." Stray Stories. |
