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Show Ungentle With a Piano. Special Cablo to Tho Tribune. PARIS. Dec. 6. A Paris wit, M. Gall-paux. Gall-paux. Is well known for his amuelng monologue. Recently at an evening party his hostess was particularly pressing that ho should entertain. M. Gallpaux at lant consented. "I must havo a hammer and a screwdriver," ho said. "I will glvo you a monologue on tho way in which musical Instruments aro miide," The tools wur brought and the humorist humor-ist began to take to pieces tho grand piano, keeping up a running alream of amusing patter. At last tho piano lay a tangle of wires nnd keys on tho draw-Insr draw-Insr room floor. Tho applause was sincere. sin-cere. "Tho only thing Is," whispered M. Gallpaux to his over-Insistent hostess, "I have not tho faintest Idea of how to put It together again." |