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Show Sliding is again good in tho Culobra cut. Lopez1 seemB to havo gone up in smoko. Eom ember Utah Products day, December De-cember 10. General Pancho Villa, who hns qualified quali-fied as a murderer, naturally is being boomed for tho presidency of Mexico. It Is rumored that tho Unltod States will traco Mindanao for Greenland. That's a cold deal for tho U. S. It Is about time for Wilson to send another ultimatum and for Huorta to tako anothor drink. Somo people are always late with their early Christmas shopping, but bettor late than never. A Berlin specialist says knitting in bod is an excellent nerve tonic We do not believe that It Is nearly so good as sleoplng in bed. Former President Taft gave up Cin- j cinnati as his home becauso ho did not j wish to practice law before Judges whom he had appointed. We hope that J Mr. Taft does not distrust his Judges. Now that firoarms aro denlod tho Ulster Unionists' army of 00,000, they will be compelled to keep up the warfare war-fare with jawbones Blmllar to .those which Samson usod. An exchange states that among tho great reformers of tho world tho only red headed ono was John Btiayan. It must not bo forgotten, however, that Roosevelt is occasionally red-hondod. James Whitcomb Riley was recently accorded a public reception at Cincinnati. Cincin-nati. Ono of the banners bore a largo portrait of the poot, with tho words from ono of his poems: "When God mudo Jim, he didn't do anything olso ""tljat day but jes' sit around and foci good." San FrunciBco Chronicle. |