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Show iB '' J have no use for liars," Hays Col. j .Roosevelt. Well, now, wouldn't that ,jr vou? And Scnntor ffayncr hail just I dealt with his vusct too!. Those Alaskans who burned Gilford Pinchot in eflipy had belter look out. or ho will et after them for stealing public timber to do it with. ' The hoboes arc hustling out of Kansas.' Kan-sas.' in a hurry; 1S.U00 harvest hands are called for" I here, and the hobo fears Lhat he will be drafted for work. Spniu. .it sccnis. want? sonic of that Morocco for herself, and France cries out in horrified surprise. A vulture euiildn't be more annoyed if a hawk ventured lo interfere with it? meal. The Cache county physiciims oppose the new liquor law. as il imposes upon them . too much responsibility.' Tins .nidcGs of the district courts might well fipposo it also, and on exactly the same Tup.T.o'oelc bank robbers seem to he a adrflil in hiding as they were , :iudacious in taking. But the detective 'theory is Hist criminals always "leave- a i'lin.aiid il is lip to the detectives to (jmd that chic' in this case '- It appears tliaf orders have gone out lo withdra w'duK 'hQpg from the Mexican Mexi-can border. If is fii'gh" time; for. according ac-cording to accounts, the men were being be-ing worn out in complying with inconsiderate incon-siderate and crushing orders. The rerpifst made for a grand jury of t ho Third district Court here should mil undertake to limit tho activity ol that body. There's a great work for a, .stalwart, earnest grand jury to do" here, and we '.b ust ' that otic may In-ordered In-ordered here and turned loose for zealous work without any hampering restrictions. S. That, Cincinnati man who reports that a poor man has no show in Tfeno, and cites as proof the fact (hat. tho Nevada courts would not allow him a divorce, mrrply because, he. wanted to desert his family, 'must, have 'the wune order of mind asf- the editor of. Iho .Dcseiel News, who hold'- that polygamy is the divine plan for the upbuilding of the Mtf Christ inn home. H The Alaskan summer travel may now Bj begin. The Yukon in reported open pR . ft urn tnoiilh to head of. navigation. mm And the Alaska travel if gelling heavier and heavier every foason. But it's a good thing that, the Alaskan i I tourists won't need coal; if they did they coiilrlu'l go. There's plenty of coal in Alaska, loo, but under " conger vation" it a crime to mine il. President, Tafl calls for (he bill, the whole bill, and nothing but. thn bill, in his talk for Canadian reciprocity. But I he Senate. Rooters hccui to think that something else will be "just as good." It ib a hard job that the President hap in his contest with tho wily and adroit. Senate. I'orhaps he m'a.y'yot have to adopt the Roosevelt tactics thai were o successful with . that body and get out "tho big tick.?' Represenlativo .M unlock of Kansas accuses the Democrats of protecting the worsted combination in their wool measure. But that, wh?t the Kepub lie.m standpatters did in tho new tarifl" law which they pawed; and when the carded woolen manufacturers protested and warned Apostlc-tscnator Siuool thai tho country would be Jikcly lo go Ucemocratii; if they framed the law that way, and thus favored special interests in-terests at the expense of others, he gave tho historic reply. "What the hell do I care, if it does go Democratic?" Demo-cratic?" And Smoot is the great party boss in Utah, too! P The. ollicial church organ has got il- H elf in a pretty mess. It started in fl printing vith great 'glco and applause i I he Jet lord of the special agent of j l he New York World who was out m here a while ago investigating the it situation. J I was delighted with his M admirable, clean, and truthful pre ;M scntation. Why couldn't everybody j be just and fair toward the Saints, like jj that? Bti all at once it throws up ,4 its hand1 in horror and amazement: il 5 tfjjt finds -Hint torrcHpoiident i in need ol ll'H rciiitatim, and it sadly takes up t hi tnsk of eating its own commendation. The News is surclj' in hard luck. |